Everybody loves to chow down on a big rack of ribs, and dogs – being carnivores – are no exception. In fact, we’d go so far as to say that if a dog gets a hold of a rack of ribs, it’s even more special for the dog than for any human, who can just go out and buy more. Dogs don’t generally have the funds to do so.
A couple of other things about this picture: first off, it looks like this dog is having a great day despite a little bit of doggy shaming. The second thing is it looks like the owners of this rib-stealing dog taped the sign right to his fur. Hopefully they didn’t press down too hard, or that dog is going to learn stealing ribs means losing some fur.
A Real Emergency
In case you don’t know, grapes – even in small amounts – are extremely harmful to dogs. Deadly, even. If you know that and then find out that your dog ate an entire pound of grapes, there’s only one place you can go: straight to the veterinarian. One gassed-out doggy and an expensive stomach pump later, and the next step is to hang a sign around your dog's neck so that it can be properly shamed on the internet.
We looked up how many grapes a pound is, and we were told that it was “two swags (yes, they said swags) that are six to seven inches in length.” We don’t know what that means and we’ve decided we don’t really need to know. Well, at least this cute doggy is still around to be shamed.
Time to Tear This Kennel Apart
There are some dogs that...well, they don’t very much like to be stuck in cages for anything more than a short time. This dog, for instance, decided that it would make an example of the bottom of the kennel while the owners were out of the house.
We’ve come to understand that the black mess that is all over the ground is. In fact, what used to keep the bottom of the kennel and the cage connected, but somehow this one dog found a way to destroy the entire thing. It’s ripped to shreds and spread all over, and the dog is even still inside. Maybe it thinks it won’t be blamed for the mess if it is where it is still supposed to be.
Keeping Them for Later
Normally when a dog breaks into a pantry, or any other place that contains human food, it’s to gorge itself on something. Not this dog, though – it likes to create a little game. He wants to give the kids of the household something to do when they get home, we guess.
Apparently this has happened enough times for the owners to hang a sign around the dog’s neck for a little bit of shaming on the internet. However, looking into this interesting bit of behavior tells us that it’s possible the dog is hiding food around the house because it’s worried the owners will never come back. If the owners never come back, who will feed it? Why the potatoes that are hidden all around the house, that’s who.
Speed Demon
We’re going to give this little dog the benefit of the doubt when it comes to accidentally running over the other dog. On the best of days, dogs don’t usually know what their limbs or tail are doing. If you get rid of a dog’s back legs and replace them with a couple of wheels, it’s going to be chaos.
Just look at that poor dog in the back! It’s making sure it knows where Wheels is at all times. Look at the way the yellow lab is lying on the ground – like a snake. No arms or legs to be seen. Nothing for the wheels to “accidentally” roll over. We’ve met a couple of pugs, and they would definitely “accidentally” roll over that dog’s tail if they had wheels.