Generally, when garbage goes into the garbage can, that’s where it stays. Not if you have this dog in your house, though. Apparently he’s taken up the habit of going into the can while people aren’t looking, and grabbing something that looks like it would make for a half-decent chew toy.
This has resulted in a dog bed that is covered in slobbery garbage dog toys, and not even the normal kind of slobbery garbage dog toys. In a twist from a lot of the other pictures we see here, this dog doesn’t look ashamed – in fact, it seems to be quite proud of all the toys that it has collected. Boxes of cling wrap, tape dispensers, old bags, and a couple of other things will keep this dog occupied.
A Little More Potty Training
Lots of dog owners know that if they don’t train their dogs to do their business outside, it’s going to be a hard time cleaning up a whole lot of messes. This dog was working on it, but he seems to have gotten the wrong idea. A little bit of nice, warm dog doo is going to...create a certain fragrance in the home. Especially if the vents are blowing that air all over the house. We are wondering why there was just an open heater vent in the house, but maybe the dog was able to perch over it somehow. Maybe it was one of those vents that is in the floor, and that’s just where the dog happened to feel the urge. Time to get this kid to toilet school.
Unfortunately for this family, their baby dog mistook the heater vent for his own personal toilet. We’re sure having their whole house smell like poop is not what this family imagined when they brought their brand new puppy home.
That’s a Pleasant Thought
Vaseline tastes pretty gross to humans – or most humans, anyway – and we’d assumed that was the same for dogs. Yet there’s always something new to learn about man’s best friend, such as at least one of them likes the taste of Vaseline. Even though it’s kind of just...slime. There are some dogs out there that will eat basically anything, though, so we shouldn’t really be surprised.
This dog decided a tube of the stuff would be a good treat, and chowed all the way down. We see the result, and we’re trying really hard not to think of it all that much. Just imagine the owners discovering who was leaving puddles of Vaseline all over their nice wooden floors. It’s like something from a comedy movie about a dog they can’t handle.
Helping with the Laundry
We’re going to go on record saying that we’re a little jealous of this dog. It’s decided the best place to take a nap is inside a big basket of warm, fresh laundry. And he’s right! That sounds like an amazing place to take a nap! Don’t you even try to tell us that you haven’t dreamed of doing it at least once.
Maybe you even did it when you were a kid, and now that you’re bigger it won’t work anymore. Unless you wash and dry every single piece of clothing you have all at once. Sure, it might be messing up the clean clothes a little bit, and it’s also hard to fold them when there’s a dog in the way, but we can’t be too mad.
Bon Voyage
Dogs don’t have a great grasp on time. If you go away for a few hours, the dog might just think that you’re gone for good. Forever! You will never return. That means when a person is packing for a long vacation, a dog might see that and assume – oh no – that person is going away forever AGAIN!
For the second time, and that’s only possible for a dog. This dog wanted to leave an owner a little something to remember him or her by, and if the dog itself couldn’t go, then that meant there was only one other solution. We’re a little amazed that it wasn’t discovered until two days after the owner left on his trip, but we guess not every poop is a big stinky one.