As we’ve seen time and time again from this very article, there aren’t many things that a dog won’t at least TRY to eat. Still, knowing that information, we’re amazed that a dog would not even attempt to eat the keys off of a laptop keyboard, but do so thirteen times!
We don’t know if you’ve ever had to remove the keys from a laptop, but depending on the model it can be really hard. You sometimes have to use a special tool if you want to do it without damaging the laptop, but that wasn’t the dog’s problem. Hopefully, it wasn’t a work computer: “Hllo IT. M do t kys fom kybod. Plz hlp. Rds Dv.” Hard to interpret.
They Just Taste Right
Just like people, dogs can be very particular about the kinds of things they like to eat. But, while a human might not like sour candy, or only enjoys the pink Starbursts, dogs will do things like only chewing up the left shoes. This is incredibly particular, but we guess there have been stranger things in the world.
We didn’t know that dogs were developed enough to actually have this kind of preference – we’d just assume if they saw a shoe, they would either chew it and all shoes, or not chew any shoes. It seems to be a binary choice, not whatever is going on here. Maybe there’s something about the left feet that smell or taste better? Hard to say, but we aren’t about to go around experimenting. We’ll leave it to the dogs.
Riley Needs Some Hard Lessons
Some dogs just like to find buried treasure, even if it isn’t out in the wild. Dogs like Riley here will dig through garbage, just to make sure the owners haven’t thrown away anything that still seems good. Like little scraps of food, or dirty socks, or pieces of plastic packaging. Riley doesn’t discriminate when it comes to garbage, we guess. Good news for some of you out there – Riley might still love you.
As long as he isn’t busy getting into any garbage can that these people buy to try and stop him. He’s like a reverse Harry Houdini – it doesn’t matter what people try to do, he can always get himself in. Though we don’t think Houdini was trying to get out of the garbage cans.
It's His Fan Now
There are a couple of really unpleasant images to deal with on this list, but this one might be the most viscerally unnerving of them all. Some of the others are gross, but this one is in all capital letters. GROSS. Dog urine is one of the more disgusting things that a dog owner has to deal with, incredibly.
That stuff is pungent and you have to act fast if you’re going to get the smell out before it starts to set into the carpet. A fan is usually used to get rid of smells, but the combination of the two elements creates a harrowing day for any homeowner. But why would the dog choose to make water on a running fan? A way to take control, perhaps?
The Dog Wanted to Open All of Them
Like most other people, dogs love the holidays. So much good food being left out on tables, lots of sparkly things to knock over, and there are even a couple of new toys that they can play with – whether they’re actually dog toys, or they’re just piles of wrapping paper to roll around in.
This dog, however, was more interested in those presents before they were unwrapped. A little TOO interested in them, if you ask us. We couldn’t begin to fathom why, but this dog wanted to mark all of the Christmas presents before it was even time to tear into them. Maybe it thought that it would get to enjoy everything that was inside them no who the written recipient was on the name tag.