There are a lot of dogs out there that do a lot better when they have a fellow pet in the household – someone to play with, someone to nap with, and someone to frustrate. That last one is taking place in this picture in case it wasn’t obvious.
Both of these dogs are trying to get a look out the GOOD window – as opposed to the one that they are probably both closer to – and that means that one dog face is going to get squished a bunch. Or maybe they’re trying to get closer to the person who is sitting in the passenger seat, which just happens to be near the window. It’s also all too likely that the dog on top is just trying to bother the dog on the bottom.
Ain’t I a Stinker?
It’s natural to be a little confused about what you’re looking at in this picture – let us clue you in. That’s a little wiener dog (or just a wiener, we’re not sure just yet) surrounded by pink fluff. It’s a loofah that has been torn to shreds. It could almost be some kind of artistic pink oil that is flowing throughout the water, except there’s no water.
Just a dog that looks a little too proud of itself. Maybe we’ve just never seen one, but it seems like it’s tough for a wiener dog to look ashamed. They always look like they’re thinking: “Yeah, I did that. Are you gonna do anything about it? This is what I’m here to do. I destroy stuff. If you had voles in your yard you wouldn’t be upset about it.”
Trying Out Some New Styles
We’re very glad that this picture has evidence of the dog’s malfeasance – sure, we’d believe the sign if it just had the dog sitting there sans supportive undergarment, but having the dog actually wearing it makes it look even better. There’s a chance that the family put it on the dog in order to get a better picture.
But it’s still plenty likely that the dog was discovered rooting around in the dirty laundry, and the owner snapped a pic before freeing the dog from the bra that it's wearing here. Maybe it just wanted the support, we don’t know. Maybe it just wanted to get as much of that good owner smell on it as it could, and something that is worn so close to the heart is a fast and fun way to do it.
Not That Kind of Bone, Kid
Traditionally, dogs love bones – nowadays, we know that it isn’t all that safe to give them real bones, but they still need things to chew on to keep their teeth in a healthy shape. The young pup in this pic knows that for a fact, but we think he or she had made the wrong decision on what kind of thing to gnaw on.
It’s liable to get kicked on the head if it applies very much pressure, but then again the look that the older dog has on its face tells us this might not be the first time it’s had its leg chewed. It has that hangdog (pun not intentional) look that a lot of parents have after a long day of dealing with a troublesome tyke.
It Was Reading the Manual During the Night
We didn’t think that dogs would be able to work a car’s systems so well, but we suppose they have plenty of down time during the day when everybody is working to read up on the car’s literature. This dog wanted to prove that it could run the car even if the owners weren’t around, but it only resulted in a lot of embarrassment and a big check for the people who needed to get home.
We’re sort of wondering why the dog-shaming piece of paper the owners included ended with a question mark, but maybe it was to highlight just how ridiculous the entire event was. That’s a story to tell the friends after a while – comedy is tragedy plus time, after all.