The dead are always walking in this famous AMC show, and now you can join them with a pair of socks that give you Rick Grimes to wear whenever you’re out and about. Ah, but you see, the thing about socks is they’re designed to be stretched over the feet and calves of the wearer.
So, instead of the cool-under-pressure Rick Grimes, we instead get the cock-eyed, wandering face of his long-lost family member, Nick. Big fans of “The Walking Dead” will get a pretty good laugh out of these socks, but they’re sure to get some weird looks.
A Lesser-Known Songs
Yeah, we got nothing. You can kinda see the idea behind the shirt — the wearer wants something bad. Too bad? Maybe. But other than that, the message is so muddled it might as well be a Picasso painting. It's another sorry tale of someone who doesn't speak English misusing it to create a cool design to sell a few shirts. And we're all for it.
We can admit one thing: this shirt definitely draws the eye. Nobody can understand it, but it's certainly striking. A collective understanding may elude us, but its striking presence serves as a testament to the power of visual stimulation and the enduring appeal of the enigmatic.
Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Shirts
Wearing a shirt that tells people when you're due isn't the worst idea for pregnant mothers. It would, at the very least, cut down on answering the same question over and over again. On the other hand, this shirt sucks since it's a shirt of someone wearing a shirt, and it has “due in July” featured twice on the shirt.
It's like it's an advertisement for the shirt the other woman is wearing. The worst part is this isn't a bad design – if it was just the shirt saying “due in July,” then that would be fine, but it has too much extra.
She's Probably Red-Faced
The back of this shirt has an uplifting Bible verse and some cool art. But the design of the large word at the top, “Arise” tends to bring something else to mind. Not to mention it's plenty easy for long hair to cover the middle of the word, it can end up looking like a British word for a body's back end.
Of course, the worst part is that the rose in place of the I, which ties into the verse itself, is often skipped when reading across. Of course, with the second reading, the meaning is clear, but it will still confuse you for a moment.
This Raises Far Too Many Questions
Now hold on just a minute. If a baby was wearing this design, that would be acceptable. It would even be the kind of gift that would kill at a baby shower. HOWEVER, the fact that what appears to be worn by a child around the age of ten adds a couple of very interesting details and questions.
For instance, where is "there"? And perhaps the most important question: why is there poop there? Child, you don't get to order me around. If you're old enough to wear that shirt, there's only one person who will be cleaning up your poop.