Thank you for purchasing this “West Coast” shirt. Yeah, the arrow points to the right, but that’s not too bad, is it? You just always have to be facing north for this shirt to make sense. Otherwise, the SOUTHERN BEASTS will wake from their millennia-long slumber, and turn the world upside-down.
It’s a big burden to carry, but we know you’re up to the task. Just don’t ever turn, or we will all turn inside-out. It’s not a pretty sight! Please don’t turn around. Just don’t turn around, no matter what you do. Don’t. Don’t turn around. No matter how the world turns around you, don’t turn around.
Not a Lot of Common Sense Here
You see, an anchor is supposed to sink. That's what they're built for. That's why ships have them. The whole point of an anchor is to sink to the bottom of the body of water the ship happens to be in, and then lie there, because it's very heavy, and we can't believe we have to explain this.
However, the text on the back of the shirt says that it, or she, or something, *refuses* to sink. It's probably supposed to be a girl-power saying or something like that, but that's what happens when you let a non-aquatic person design a boating-themed shirt.
I Hear Skin Is In
How hard must it be to mess up a pair of jeans? Not all that hard, as it turns out! The jeans you see on prominent display here (and what a full selection they have, too!) were cobbled together out of the jeans factory scraps, and cover only the most essential bits of the legs. Wow, and barely even those.
Showing skin is fashionable, but when your pockets cover more of your legs than the actual jean material, maybe leave these on the rack. Plus, designer jeans are pricey — no matter how much material you're actually getting.
Reading Text Is a Problem for Designers
Really, how hard is it to just take a look at the text on the shirt and try to read it? “I'm a gamer & I'm girl awesome.” Like, fine, it's a pretty good design, actually, despite the controller not looking much like a real one. But getting the text right shouldn't be that hard, should it? Kind of a shame, too, because otherwise, it would have been a perfectly fine, and even fun, design. But writing is hard. Just ask a writer.
That stuff's impossible. So, while we can chuckle at this text mishap, let's remember that even the simplest of tasks, like getting words right on a shirt, can sometimes be a daunting challenge. And hey, at least it gave us something to laugh about, right?
They Do Fight for Something!
It kind of seems like this rag-tag team will spend most of their time fighting each other. We have Batman, a Na'vi from "Avatar," and everyone's favorite web-slinger, all doing their best to look heroic under a bright, glowing "The Avengers" logo. The problem is that only one of those three is a Marvel character, and even he isn't seen as an Avenger. Batman is from a competing comic brand (DC Comics), and the Na'vi is from a movie that people have by now realized isn't all that good.
Talk about a crossover event! So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the spectacle of this cosmic clash between brands, characters, and good intentions. It's a mashup of epic proportions that reminds us that even in the realm of superheroes, things don't always go according to plan.