Throwing on a short-sleeved shirt during one of those hot summer days is one of life’s great joys. Getting out into the burning sun and soaking up some rays helps you to feel good, look good, and we’re convinced it helps you smell good, too.
Summer isn’t complete until you get a burn from something, however, so this shirt has a handy vestigial zipper at the front of the collar. It doesn’t go anywhere, so it doesn’t help you get a good fit or create a unique style or anything like that, but at least it will heat up really well when you’re out in the sun! And while it’s sitting right on that tender neck flesh, too.
They Do Fight for Something!
It kind of seems like this rag-tag team will spend most of their time fighting each other. We have Batman, a Na'vi from "Avatar," and everyone's favorite web-slinger, all doing their best to look heroic under a bright, glowing "The Avengers" logo. The problem is that only one of those three is a Marvel character, and even he isn't seen as an Avenger. Batman is from a competing comic brand (DC Comics), and the Na'vi is from a movie that people have by now realized isn't all that good.
Talk about a crossover event! So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the spectacle of this cosmic clash between brands, characters, and good intentions. It's a mashup of epic proportions that reminds us that even in the realm of superheroes, things don't always go according to plan.
Braving the Cold
The champs take the Sochi, Russia podium for the 2014 Winter Olympics. What sport are they in? What country are they from? Unknown. Actually, one of them might be from Canada, you can kinda see a red maple leaf on the leg of the second guy from the right.
But the real focus of this picture is the second guy from the left, whose skin-tight suit has an interesting design. Thanks to the design, it looks like he's taking on the cold in fine form with a pair of short shorts. If he just won gold, he's probably feeling pretty hot.
I'm Sorry, What Is Delivered?
This is a shirt that is made for one of those grocery delivery systems where you order online, and then some hard-working person gathers everything in the store and gets it ready for you to pick up. They're fast, they're easy, and they're a good way to stay away from other people. The shirt that this person is wearing, however, makes it seem like a VERY different service that he or she offers.
From what we know about people who might like such things, this service won't have demand from a big number of people, but for the people who do want it, there will be a BIG demand.
Getting Some Mixed Signals
Motivation is an important factor in achieving long-held goals. If you have no one in your circle who is telling you to keep going, don't give in, don't quit, you can do it, then you might need to expand your circle. This shirt seems like a good first step, but the design has things in a bit of a bad order.
The shirt is supposed to be telling us two different things: “Never quit,” and “Do your best,” but thanks to a boneheaded graphic design, it looks like it's telling us “Never do your best,” and “Quit.” This is why we need a few rounds of quality assurance before going to print.