To some, just being able to get a fish on a hook will seem like a huge success. To others, they have to be reeling in huge sea creatures that tip the scales for them to call it a successful day on the water. To either, what they’re looking for could feel like it’s an impossible task.
But that’s not the point of fishing most of the time, is it? No, most of the time you can just sit back, dip your line in the water, and shoot the breeze with your friends. It doesn’t even matter that much if you don’t do a lot of talking. Just being able to relax might be enough. And hey, maybe you’ll catch some dinner at the same time.
It Always Goes Down Smooth
Yes, you’re probably right in assuming that the name of this boat comes from some gross adult experience and is supposed to make all those salty sea dogs chuckle to themselves when they see it, before refusing to tell the kids they’re with why they’re laughing. But it does actually have a little bit of poetry to it if you’re able to get your mind out of the gutter for one stinking moment.
What was the first swallow? We mean the bird, obviously. Did it fly above the monkeys millions of years ago? Is it a more recent development? Did the first fisherman praise the first swallow for getting rid of the bugs that plagued him? When you think about it that way, this name makes a lot more sense.
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Untie the ship and let it drift away from the dock while you kick back and get a little bit of all-important relaxation in. That’s the way to recover from a long week, we tell you what. You can shut off your phone, close your laptop, and get away from the internet for a good, long while on a boat like this one.
No one will send you emails about that big presentation that is coming up, nobody will call you asking for a fix for a problem, and nobody will be able to give you any more work. The name of this ship works even better since you will have to actually take it off a line in order to get anything out of it. We guess it could just float at the dock, but there can be much more.
Does This Happen More or Less Often
A blue moon is said to be quite rare – looking it up tells us that they appear once every two or three years. Pretty darn rare. We’re not sure if the rarity plays into this boat’s name. Maybe the owner is talking about how often he or she actually gets to use the boat out on the water.
There is a song by the name of “Blew Moon” by a little-known artist, but other than that we’re not sure why the spelling is different. Something gross and adult? Perhaps. Maybe the owner is lamenting all the blown opportunities to take the boat out on the water due to the pressures and busyness of life. For all we know, this is how they think the term is spelled.
Where He Spends All His Time
There are lots of women out there wondering if their main man is fooling around on the side. Maybe some of them are. However, there’s at least one man we know of who does have another lady in his life: this guy. You see, boats are feminine, for some reason, and he even went the distance to give the boat a name that has a couple of different meanings.
He spends a lot of time with her, so she (the boat) is kind of like his mistress. However, as this picture shows us, it’s more about getting out on the water and relaxing than ruining any marital vows. Don’t worry honey, there’s a dash in the word. This shop is only about making sure he can handle the next week.