This doormat doesn’t need words. A scrumptious-looking watermelon is all you need to create a welcoming atmosphere. Especially one with a nice bite out of it! That’s the kind of doormat that says “Stay as long say you want.”
But what happens if, all of a sudden, you’re a guest that is craving some juicy watermelon, and the host actually doesn’t have any at this moment in time? What are you supposed to do? Pretend that you are still excited to be there. Or are you going to leave that instant, hit the nearest grocery store and buy some huge, round, green and red goodness for yourself? We know what we would do.
All Aboard
Everyone needs their own personalized doormat to truly feel at home. So if you're a pilot or in any way part of the cabin crew, this is the doormat for you. Either that, or if you have ever simply stepped foot into an airport and need directions to get to find your plane, then this will also bring back memories.
And it makes perfect sense! Arrivals are pointing toward the home and departures are pointing away from it! Seriously, how genius is that? Well, maybe not that genius. But it still tickles our brain a little. Just don't forget to never overstay your arrival.
A Friendly Reminder
Is that Homer Simpson moonlighting as a doormat model? We can't help but wonder if our favorite animated dad has taken on a new gig outside Springfield in a strange new avatar! This doormat seems to be practically telling people to shut up or get out before the claws come out.
Take the hint, already! Hospitality is great. Honesty is even better. This doormat’s ideal for folks who aren't afraid to mince words. Welcome to our house, but don’t be jerks or overstay your welcome. Conversation starter or crabby welcome, this one will leave guests thoroughly confused. Fun times, guaranteed!
The Force Is Strong With This Doormat
If you're on a quest for the coolest doormat in the galaxy, look no further! This Yoda gem keeps dirt away. It also brings Star Wars flair to your home. The force is strong with this one! It's a gentle reminder to all who enter your home to mind their manners.
Be on your best behavior because you never know when a Jedi Master is watching. In matters of guest etiquette, seek Yoda's advice you must! This masterpiece takes the art of the Jedi mind trick to a whole new level. Your visitors won't know whether to giggle, obey his wise command, or feel offended.
This Ain't A Kennel
Nobody wants dirty tracks in the house. Whether they belong to a dog's paw or to a human's feet, those things need to be wiped clean before entering. Let this be a fair warning to be both dog and man before entering this pristine, homely haven.
To be honest, though, this sign is really bothering us. After all, humans do not have paws. They have feet (normally with shoes on them). So that means that this doormat is directed toward dogs. And as far as we know, dogs are not able to read and so this doormat is pretty useless.