Welcome you are to this humble abode, says Yoda himself. As welcome as you are, you might be walking in on some big-time “geekery” so perhaps steer clear of this one.
One can only imagine the Staw Wars merch that’s up those stairs!
Having a new-born baby is no joke. Having twins is a whole other story. Sleep becomes one of the most valuable things in the home, so don't dare show up to that house and ruin the few precious moments of peaceful babes.
You have been warned! That family deserves some shut-eye.
That's a Greeting
Now that's how you greet a guest. Too many doormats rudely tell folks to get lost. Finally, one that brings on a smile.
And there's a cute dog greeting you with a grin too!
This carefully crafted doormat tells you exactly what you need to be doing and when. Just don't examine it too closely or from any other angle. This is clearly not the house of a social butterfly and the moment you leave this person's house, you will understand why.
And there it is. Now you see it. Now "go away" and don't come back anytime soon.
That'll Keep'em Coming
It seems like this funny scale doormat is permanently set at zero, which is in fact a great way to get your friends to come to your indulgent dinner parties guilt-free. It would be interesting to see what would happen if it was a working scale.
That could potentially be a real self-esteem destroyer, which would be nice if you don't feel like entertaining.
These dog lovers have decided to give a little spin to this doormat. It's a great way of warning visitors about potential barking.
And just in case you didn't get the message, this dog has taken the liberty of answering the door himself.
Straight To It
If you ever have trouble reading the room, don't worry, here you won't have to. In fact, you won't even be entering that room as this extremely unwelcoming home will make sure of that. Don't even knock, just look down, take your cue and leave.
Why this person ended up showing up in the first place is a little beyond us.
Like Dogs Do It
We're not quite sure about the implications of this doormat. We sincerely hope that no one entering that house is doing any butt sniffing and all sniffing action is limited exclusively to the dogs of that household.
Unless this is the doormat for a doghouse? In which case, that would be pretty perfect.
It's Always You
Here we go with another uninviting doormat. People need to start lightening up! This certainly does the job of keeping out the unwanted.
Feeling it's personal? Worry not. Talking to all the "yous" out there, this doormat is addressed to every single one.
It's the first thing we like to do after a long day. And why shouldn't we? After a long day, there is nothing more satisfying than stripping down to the bare essentials and "vegging out."
Thinking of popping by? You have been warned! Read the doormat before you enter.
These fellas know how to party. In case you show up to this house ill-equipped, you sure will be reminded incredibly quickly the moment you arrive at the front door.
And don't slack off with a bottle of wine either! It's go GIN or go home.
Listen, having people over is work. Cleaning for one, chatting, snacks, etc. These things require time and energy, so the least you could do is not show up empty-handed.
Of course, the only thing we want to see in your hand is a sweet bottle of grown-up grape juice.
The saying goes "happy wife, happy life." This doormat is not helping in that regard, that's for sure! Either that or this husband is seriously delusional. We're sure the wife and kids are just fine.
And that dog looks absolutely adorable.
This Way That Way
For the perfect bachelor pad on the beach, behold the perfect doormat. Not much explanation is needed here. Show up at this place and there are two ways to go.
Whichever direction you're going in, a good time will be had, guaranteed.
Bring The Moves
Now we're talking. This is seriously a great question. If you're going to be a guest at this house, you should be grooving all the way to the door and boogying your way into that house! That's how you greet someone.
This is the perfect doormat to kick off a house party. Good vibes all around.
Having pets is no walk in the park. All the wonderful cuddling and petting aside, the cleanup is some work, and your home will most likely be covered in fluff. That's not everyone's cup of tea.
At least this doormat does you the courtesy of warning you. If you enter, you may very likely be sitting on a couch of dog hair.
Everyone needs their own personalized doormat to truly feel at home. So if you're a pilot or in any way part of the cabin crew, this is the doormat for you.
Just don't forget to never overstay your arrival.
Cat heaven here. And they have the mat to prove it, just in case you had doubts. By the looks of it, however, those cats are guarding the fort and no human should dare enter.
In fact, do humans even live here?
A Friendly Reminder
After a long day out, there is nothing more comforting than walking into your home sweet home. It's comfy, it's safe and you can just relax. This doormat knows that feeling all to well and serves to give you a friendly reminder that everything is ok.
There is nothing more comforting than reading this doormat as you walk in!
This doormat doesn't need words. A scrumptious looking watermelon is all you need to create a welcoming atmosphere. Especially one with a nice bite out of it!
That's the kind of doormat that says "stay as long say you want."
Now Be Gone
Apparently this person thinks that having their doormat read counts as social interaction. It's clear that human communication is not this person's forte.
Someone replace this mat, pronto! Help socialize this "human."
Welcome you are to this humble abode, says Yoda himself. As welcome as you are, you might be walking in on some big-time "geekery" so perhaps steer clear of this one.
One can only imagine the Staw Wars merch that's up those stairs!
This Ain't A Kennel
Nobody wants dirty tracks in the house. Whether they belong to a dog's paw or to a human's feet, those things need to be wiped clean before entering.
Let this be a fair warning to be both dog and man before entering this pristine haven.
Knock to Unlock
It's a great idea to create themed doormats. This one comes in the style of a home screen lock on a phone. It's cool and all but doesn't quite work in the real world.
Perhaps one day our doors will be touch operated and we will just be swiping doors open with our hands. Until then, the only way we're getting in is by knocking.
Sorry, Try Again
Looks likes this home is no stranger to visits from overzealous cops. Next time the police come knockin they better have their paperwork in order because this doormat is having none of it.
This doormat really gets the message across loud and clear.
It's All You Need
Home is where the heart is! It's not always a lot and sometimes it's just not about all of the fancy stuff. Sometimes it's just a place to rest a weary head.
This doormat says it all about walking into your very humble abode.
On The Map
In case you lose your barrings, this incredibly helpful doormat will remind you exactly where you are. Simply, here. Inviting a friend? Forget sending locations, just send them a snapshot of this mat and they sure will find their way.
No one is getting lost at this house.
Gandalf Says No
Nothing says "do not enter" like a fan merch doormat. You don't even need the "Lord of The Rings" quote to keep visitors out. Anyone who enters that will probably be chased out by the terrible smell of sweaty nerd immersed in video games.
"You shall not pass?" More like "Thanks I'll pass!"
Check The Neighbors
This an excellent way to avoid robbery. There are perhaps better ways to ensure your security...but this might be the cheapest.
Unless the criminals think it's ironic, in which case, that's a great way to get robbed.
Finindg that folks are a little loud and annoying? Well, this mat makes perfect use of a little wordplay to tell you to "zip it."
Use it wisely!
It's hard to keep track of things! We've all left the house for work only to rush back and grab the item we've forgotten. Luckily this doormat is a helpful reminder of the essentials.
Honestly, this is the kind of thing that should be plastered everywhere.
The Two Greatest Things
It's Happy Hour where you are. Whether its that early morning kick or the late-night chill, these arrows will guide you in the right direction.
Do we need any more than this? Absolutely not.
This Isn't a Raid...
It's always helpful to have a nice tuneful doorbell. If you don't have that, well, one just resorts to knocking. However, just a gentle knock will suffice. You really don't need to bang the door down.
Perhaps these folks had some run-in with the law in the past and have since been traumatized.
That's Some Mess!
This is a great way to lower the bar. Not everyone is a fan of cleanliness and order. If you ever walk into a mess like this, well, consider yourself lucky! It could be worse.
We sure do what "worse" looks like!
On The Nose
Poor mat. Always getting stepped on like that. We suppose "mat" deserves it. You put yourself in the worst situations all the time. #17 Leave It On The Doorstep
Typical mat. Jokes aside. This wordplay is so obvious that it actually makes you smile.
Is the house of Daenerys? If not, then no bending of the knee is required.
Still, this is one great Game of Thrones doormat.
Another wonderfully helpful doormat that will ensure you won't burn down the house with your straightener. Ladies, we're talking to you.
And maybe some gentlemen out there.
Like the folks above, knocking really hard can be pretty scary. Alernertavly you can always yell "ding dong" really loud and hope that works.
It's possible that the neighbors might think you've gone a little cuckoo.
Just Beer, Please
Here is a doormat with some attitude. Straight and to the point, either the bring the beer or go home.
We hope the guests follow through. Probably won't be much of a party if they don't.
Hold The Door
It's great that this doormat works for both fans of Game of Thrones and everyone else (do they even exist?) If you aren't aware of the reference, too bad.
It still makes for a fine doormat but kind of meaningless.
One of the most emotional moments in Star Wars, "Chewie we're home" is one iconic line. Hopefully, you'll feel the same way every time you come home.
If you're feeling like that every time you open the door, consider yourself lucky!
We're Never Leaving
Well, that sure is accommodating. Way to get people to come and over and literally never leave. Is there anything better in this life that pizza and internet?
It's really hard to think of something that could beat this.
Welcome To Maaa House
Nothing like an animal pun to bring guests in with a smile. We are sure everyone standing at that door is doing their best sheep voice possible, at least in their head.
Just make sure you have one friend at a time. You might start a farm choir outside your door.
What a Doormat!
This mat managees to combine a positive affirmation and a pun! It is a little on the nose, but it works.
Flip it over if you want to start being more assertive in your life.
Sometimes you don't need words. Not a pun, a film reference or a cheeky remark. Just a cute doormat of a piano can suffice.
Tap it up and make a little tune in your head. If you can play the piano that is.
Look, sometimes you just can't handle people. This is a good doormat to create some much needed personal space.
We just hope it's a seasonal thing.
Addicted to online shopping? Now there is a doormat for people like you. No need for delivery guy small talk. Just drop it (or gently lay it down)
You're probably ordering this right now.