The person who owns this doormat knows exactly what she wants. Some delicious pie, topped with meat, cheese, and sauce? Come on in. The company that she buys everything from, even if she doesn’t need it, and maybe even if she can’t afford it? The door’s wide open.
A Hollywood star that is known to be one of the most handsome and most charming men on the planet, who just so happens to show up at her front door, soaked to the bone in a rainstorm and needing somewhere to change into fresh clothes and warm-up? She’ll probably let you in. Especially if you have a pizza!
A Ruff Welcome
Who needs a traditional 'Beware of Dog' sign when you have a half-eaten doormat that screams "fierce defender"? The warning is crystal clear, but it's not just because of its message – it's all about the awesome presentation. It’s a fine example of effective messaging with a dash of comedic flair!
Visitors approaching find a half-chewed corner, an homage to playful, maybe grumpy dogs inside (there’s no way to say which!) who couldn't resist a little bite. Just a taste of that delicious-looking corner! What lies behind that door? A ferocious German Shephard? A puppy teething? There’s no point risking it. Tread carefully, all that enter.
The Perfect Combination
There are a couple of different ways to interpret this chuckle-worthy doormat. The first is that when the owner walks through the front door, he or she embraces his or her real personality, letting it all hang out and saying exactly what needs to be said, right when it needs to be said.
A second interpretation is that the “Me” is the breadwinner, and the “Ho” is the person who is at home during the working day, and once the workday is over, the two come together to enjoy each other's company and celebrate being able to spend time together.
Friends are Welcome
Who is inside this home? Is it Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica? What about Chandler and Ross? No, this house has only one occupant, and he's ready to hear all about your day. This welcoming doormat hearkens back to the nineties and early two-thousands when “Friends” was the hottest show on television.
Part of that was thanks to Joey, played by Matt LeBlanc, who had a singular way of getting the ladies' attention. All he had to do was ask “How you Doin'?” and they would be all his. Nowadays it's a great conversation starter and a fun way to get old fans of the show laughing.
Step Forth and Prove Your Worth!
Embark on an epic quest before you even step foot inside! These riddles are so whimsical, they filter out mere mortals from the chosen few – the worthy from the unworthy. Why let anyone in when a doormat can set a high bar for entry! Be prepared to test your wit and Monty Python knowledge!
For those who may not know, it’s a playful challenge to explore a classic comedy treasure! The mat and its owner aren't messing around. With a touch of comedic brilliance, stepping inside the house becomes an adventure. But first, they demand answers to life’s most profound questions.