We are so certain that everyone reading the article gets this joke that we are not going to explain it at all, we’re just going to end the paragraph here. Fine. The joke is that every computer connected to the internet has something called an IP (internet protocol) address, which lets other systems know exactly what machine it is.
An IP address like the one in this doormat is called a loopback internet protocol, used to refer to the local host of the machine. It’s used to connect the machine to itself. It’s the machine’s home. Are you happy now?
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You’re walking up to a friend's house, feeling a bit out of it after a long day. But as you approach their front door, you're greeted with a warm and flirtatious "Hey Good Lookin'!" This doormat knows how to turn any frown upside down! You are seen, and you are appreciated!
Hosting a party? Welcoming a new neighbor? Your doormat acts as the ultimate conversation starter. Strangers become friends, and some friends can turn into lovers. Young or old, everyone could do with a compliment each day. This gem of a doormat sets the tone for a warm and inviting time.
Rollercoaster Ride Guaranteed
You might want to mentally prepare yourself before crossing this threshold because it’s about to get wild! This hilarious doormat is the best (and most honest) way to welcome your guests. Once you step inside, brace yourself for a whirlwind of emotions and energy!
From excited squeals to inevitable tantrums, this home is a theme park of pure kid-fueled fun and frenzy! Expect socks to disappear and a legion of mini entertainers that would put Hollywood to shame. Sleep is, of course, optional. It’s a myth. Who needs sleep when you can listen to Baby Shark on loop for hours, right?
A Sparkling Sense of Humor
Looks like someone’s ready to pop the cork on fun and laughter. In this household, every moment is worth celebrating. A sparkling personality lives in this home, obviously, and they have a well-deserved excuse for being fashionably late. Measuring time in prosecco is absolute genius.
We could get on board with this trend. The best part is you can make this pun your own. Choose your poison! I’ll be there in a couple of espresso shots. Be back in two shakes of a protein smoothie. Why settle for a regular old "be right back" when you can add clever wordplay and whimsy to your absence?
Press Play, Add to Cart, All Day Every Day
When it comes to keeping the household in order, these three amigos reign supreme. Clearly a home for online shopaholics and TV show fanatics. In this household, Netflix is not just a streaming service; it is a way of life!
This doormat lets guests know that shopping sprees are a regular occurrence around here! Join the fun, won’t you? With Netflix, Target, and Amazon Prime at your fingertips, why leave the house at all? Snuggle up with your favorite snacks, indulge in retail therapy, and let the world come to you – the undisputed chief of relaxation and retail therapy.