Unexpected guests are never really welcome. You might be pleased to see them, but what if you’re in the middle of something important? All those mashed potatoes aren’t going to clean themselves up after last night’s fight! The doormat begs visitors to at least give fair warning that they’re dropping by, or you might not have the opportunity or time to entertain.
Unless, of course, your guests are willing to help clean up the mashed potatoes. It was a long, hard-fought battle, but you emerged victorious, if not a little messy. Seriously though, who comes to a party these days unannounced? If you’re not clicking “yes” on the Facebook event, you better take this doormat very seriously.
Chicken Follies and Capers
Clear as day, this doormat is the first clue that things might be a little "fowl" around here. Guests have been warned. Watch out before a plucky chicken jumps out at you. Some people believe chickens aren’t as innocent as they look.
Look into their eyes and it can sometimes seem like they are secretly plotting a takeover, one egg at a time. Is there more to chickens than meets the eye? Are you entering a house, a hen house, or a Hitchcockian thriller? It makes you think about the mysterious lives of chickens, from cozy coops to possible covert meetings in the hay.
Scan, Sing, and Dance
Step right up to the door with the mysterious QR code and a cryptic promise – "You won't regret this." Little do you know that a musical adventure awaits! Guests walking up to the door have no idea they're about to be rickrolled - serenaded by none other than Rick Astley.
The classic bait-and-switch prank, only this time through a doormat. Where’s a doorbell reaction camera when you need one? This doormat is perfect for a master prankster. What other surprises might lie waiting inside? You've already set the tone for a fun visit. The only way is up from here.
Well That's a Relief
Phew. Wipe my brow. It's always nice to see something that could be a danger come right out and say no, I'm not dangerous – go ahead and step on me. Put your full weight on me.
There's no way I'll swing open and dump you down into an oubliette from which there is no escape, and the only way you'll be able to survive is on the scraps the home's owner designs is to toss down before closing the trapdoor and shutting off the light forever. It's not so bad – eventually, your eyesight will diminish so much that you won't need the light!
Did She or Didn’t She?
The perfect doormat for armchair detectives and Netflix binge-watchers! You know you’re in the throes of a gripping docu-series when even your doormat becomes a riddle waiting to be solved! The Tiger King saga continues right at your doorstep! Friends, family, and delivery drivers find themselves in a predicament.
It’s not every day that Carole Baskin's mysterious past becomes the hottest topic on your welcome mat. As guests weigh the options and cast their votes, the true debate rages indoors. Will you let any of them in today? Or are you secretly hoping they think visiting is too much effort (thanks to the mat) and go away?