The perfect doormat for armchair detectives and Netflix binge-watchers! You know you’re in the throes of a gripping docu-series when even your doormat becomes a riddle waiting to be solved! The Tiger King saga continues right at your doorstep! Friends, family, and delivery drivers find themselves in a predicament.
It’s not every day that Carole Baskin’s mysterious past becomes the hottest topic on your welcome mat. As guests weigh the options and cast their votes, the true debate rages indoors. Will you let any of them in today? Or are you secretly hoping they think visiting is too much effort (thanks to the mat) and go away?
It Takes a Long Time to Put Pants on, Remember?
Unexpected guests are never really welcome. You might be pleased to see them, but what if you're in the middle of something important? All those mashed potatoes aren't going to clean themselves up after last night's fight! The doormat begs visitors to at least give fair warning that they're dropping by, or you might not have the opportunity or time to entertain.
Unless, of course, your guests are willing to help clean up the mashed potatoes. It was a long, hard-fought battle, but you emerged victorious, if not a little messy. Seriously though, who comes to a party these days unannounced? If you're not clicking "yes" on the Facebook event, you better take this doormat very seriously.
Well That's a Relief
Phew. Wipe my brow. It's always nice to see something that could be a danger come right out and say no, I'm not dangerous – go ahead and step on me. Put your full weight on me.
There's no way I'll swing open and dump you down into an oubliette from which there is no escape, and the only way you'll be able to survive is on the scraps the home's owner designs is to toss down before closing the trapdoor and shutting off the light forever. It's not so bad – eventually, your eyesight will diminish so much that you won't need the light!
Hold the Front Door
It seems like we have entered a world of humorous hospitality where doorsteps become a customer service hub. In this one-of-a-kind door-to-door assistance, your knocks are treated with all the priority of a tech support hotline! You are not just welcoming visitors; you're ready to assist them through all their inquiries.
Don't worry; your patience is appreciated, and your knock will be attended to eventually! From delivery packages and new neighbors to solicitors – we’ll get to all of you shortly. Well, maybe not all of you but there’s no way of knowing that. Please continue waiting for your turn.
Make a Sophisticated Entrance
How do you take your doorstep from drab to fab in one fell swoop? Add a touch of French flair, of course! Visitors will feel like they have stepped right into a chic cafe on the Champs-Élysées! The doormat sets the mood for a soirée of sophisticated tastes and cultural delights!
Don't be surprised if guests start asking for escargots instead of regular snacks and café au lait instead of regular old coffee. Maybe everyone twirls in berets and starts singing Edith Piaf. Adding a touch of “ooh la la” to your doorstep (like Paris) is always a good idea.