The people living in this house invite you to relax and chill. You’re about to discover how waiting can be an art form. We’ve heard of warm welcomes, but this is probably the first one that’s so laid back. Forget inviting guests in; you’re also giving them a friendly heads-up that time is on its own whimsical journey.
This doormat embraces the concept of slow living a little too literally, ensuring everyone checks their false sense of urgency at the door. “It may take a while.” Do they mean five minutes, tomorrow or a week later? One may never know.
Small Dog, Big Love and Personalities
Truer words have never been spoken! Dachshunds may be small in size, but their personalities are larger than life! From stubborn streaks to goofy grins, their charm is impossible to resist. If you are visiting this family, you best believe it’s to wait on this little dog's feet.
They are not averse to reminding you if you forget. Maybe a little scratch here and a sneaky little nip there. This mat celebrates the spunky spirit of these little troublemakers! You will have fallen in love by the time you leave, with a newfound appreciation for the quirks of weiner dogs.
Do You Have What it Takes?
Are your guests ready for a doormat that tells it like it is? Do you want to keep your doorstep standards sky-high? Step onto this mat, and a world of unapologetic declarations. This isn't just a welcome sign; it's a sassy menu of what you won't settle for!
Your doormat might be cheeky, but it's also a clever way to filter out the visitors who don't bring the goods, literally and metaphorically. Only those who meet the criteria ought to receive a warm welcome. They must bear gifts that matter. If you come empty-handed, you’d better be a kind, fascinating individual or, at the very least, not an annoyance.
Baby, It's You
More often than not, if you are going to knock on someone's door, there is a really good chance that the person living there has a baby. That's what people do right? They have babies! And babies are really loud. They cry. They do other things do that are either adorable or annoying, depending on who you ask. But most importantly, they cry!
And they will most definitely cry if you make any kind of unwanted noise while they are taking a nap. This home owner knows exactly what we are talking about. So yes, here's our advice for you. If you are going to disturb this baby, make sure to either be quiet or babysit. Those are your two options.
We Got Fun and Games
If your guests are ready for a wild night, then lay out this doormat to get the energy going before they even ring the doorbell. Plenty of people will be thinking of the legendary Guns 'n' Roses song "Welcome to the Jungle," but we are sure that the song has faded a little bit.
Nowadays, it is just as possible that when people see this mat, they will imagine the interior is messy, or the people wild, or the fun ever-flowing. Welcoming people to your jungle is the first step of a great night, even if you do not have the most pristine interior.