Here’s a doormat reaffirming what really matters in life – the best things that make a house feel like a home! Bring pizza, an Amazon package, or be a dog walker, and you’re instantly a welcomed guest! Every delivery is treated like a VIP guest. Fair warning: doorstep dancing might ensue!
As for those who keep our dogs happy and energized, consider the doormat a red carpet. You’re always welcome here. Pizza delivery? Take all our money, take our whole life too. When life’s essentials come knocking, you’d better believe these doors will remain open. Everything else takes a back seat.
Baby, It's You
More often than not, if you are going to knock on someone's door, there is a really good chance that the person living there has a baby. That's what people do right? They have babies! And babies are really loud. They cry. They do other things do that are either adorable or annoying, depending on who you ask. But most importantly, they cry!
And they will most definitely cry if you make any kind of unwanted noise while they are taking a nap. This home owner knows exactly what we are talking about. So yes, here's our advice for you. If you are going to disturb this baby, make sure to either be quiet or babysit. Those are your two options.
We Got Fun and Games
If your guests are ready for a wild night, then lay out this doormat to get the energy going before they even ring the doorbell. Plenty of people will be thinking of the legendary Guns 'n' Roses song "Welcome to the Jungle," but we are sure that the song has faded a little bit.
Nowadays, it is just as possible that when people see this mat, they will imagine the interior is messy, or the people wild, or the fun ever-flowing. Welcoming people to your jungle is the first step of a great night, even if you do not have the most pristine interior.
Hinting at Happily Ever After
A doormat becomes the backdrop for some light-hearted ribbing. Will he finally get the not-so-subtle message? Mr. Cook, the door to love's mysteries is wide open, and you’ve got the clue right under your feet! Heck, someone might as well take the clue and smash it on your face like a cake.
It's all in good fun, but deep down, you sense that this girl’s heart is hopeful for the next big step in their relationship. And she’s got hint-dropping down to an art. Who knows, the next time guests show up, the message on that doormat might just be a different one. We’re rooting for them!
“Normal” Is Overrated Anyway
Welcome, fellow extraordinary oddballs. The real world is too dull for the likes of you, so gather all ye may, here instead! This house is a haven for all things wonderfully weird – from quirky hobbies to eccentric tastes. Guests will feel right at home, surrounded by a cast of colorful characters and endless adventures.
Your doormat proudly proclaims that here, normal is just a setting on the washing machine. We love a house encouraging people to let loose and celebrate the beautiful chaos of being unique. Who cares if nobody else gets it? You do. These homeowners do. There's room for everyone here!