There are a couple of ways that one could interpret the following doormat sign. We guess this is some sort of reassurance to the visitor that whatever bad things they are currently going through, that this too shall pass. Therefore, it is just a phase. And it will pass.
Or maybe they are talking about the daunting prospect of having to step foot into the house. Don’t worry buddy, this visit won’t last forever. It’s just a phase! Surely it needs to have one of these meanings. Well, we see the different shapes of the moon going from left to right. Maybe it’s something to do with that. Are we still off? Surely not.
Straight to It
If you ever have trouble reading the room, don't worry, here you won't have to. In fact, you won't even be entering that room as this extremely unwelcoming home will make sure of that. Don't even knock, just look down, take your cue and leave. No questions asked.
Why this person ended up showing up in the first place is a little beyond us. But then again, doormats are usually supposed to either welcome the visitor or warn them about something. Instead, this one just tells the visitor to turn around and go in the other direction. Well, they say it in just one word.
Like Dogs Do It
We're not quite sure about the implications of this doormat. We sincerely hope that no one entering that house is doing any butt sniffing and all sniffing action is limited exclusively to the dogs of that household. Of course, this is a typical way for man's best friends to greet one another.
Who knows? Maybe this is the doormat for a doghouse? In which case, that would be pretty perfect. At the very least, this doormat is telling us that there are at least a couple of dogs living in this house. And if you've got a bone to pick with that, well then shame on you!
This Stinks
Truth be told, we believe we have seen funnier doormat puns in our lifetimes. But still, this earned the right of being on included on this list. After all, no one wants unwanted gas, sorry, we mean guest! It's not even grammatically correct.
But all jokes aside, we think it's funny that sometimes, we just aren't that excited about the person standing on the other side of the front door. Maybe we regret inviting them. Or maybe they just turned up uninvited and the last thing we want them to do is to step foot inside our humble abode. And maybe, it's because they smell.
Wine Time
Listen, having people over is work. Cleaning for one, chatting, snacks, etc. These things require time and energy, so the least you could do is not show up empty-handed. Of course, the only thing we want to see in your hand is a sweet bottle of grown-up grape juice.
One thing we are very sure of in this situation is that there are two dogs that are ready to clean up after their owners. By that, we mean that if anyone throws up after drinking way to much wine. The dogs will be happy to lick it all up. We're at least talking from our own experiences.