Did you sing and bust a move while reading it too? Can anyone resist the urge to dance when they see the invitation to “Push it real good?” Salt N Pepa would approve! Maybe they have this doormat at home already. This house is a party zone, and the doormat is the ultimate dance command!
You push the doorbell, and the music starts, no ifs or buts! It’s the perfect way to get the celebration started. The doormat turns every visit into a chance to party like it’s the ‘90s – the good old days when MTV played music and we watched music on loop and never got bored. Take us back!
Always a Silver Lining
Well, they do say everyone comes into your life for a reason, right? This doormat takes the concept further. Everyone brings joy simply by their presence or absence. What a delightfully evil twist on finding happiness! It's like a welcome sign and a quirky rating system for guests all in one.
Some bring joy by staying and filling the home with laughter, while others provide sweet relief when they leave! It's all about embracing the happiness they bring - in whatever form it takes. The mat is genius, though Pollyanna wouldn’t be pleased with this warped version of her Glad Game.
All Hands on Deck
New parents alert, and they’re not messing around! If you’re not careful, the message at the door invites you to a game of babysitting roulette. Do you dare wake the babies and be put on diaper duty? Or tread lightly and enjoy a peaceful visit?
You visit, you mess up, you help out. There’s no other way around it. Oh, the joys of parenthood. It’s all oohing and aahing, and fun and games until someone goes and wakes the baby. Might be best to visit these folks another time, if you ask us. We’ll put you down for Sunday, four years from now.
A Cat Owner’s Dream Come True
We all know that feeling of coming home after a long day and being greeted by our cats. But imagine having that adorable face waiting for you even before you step inside! This house is kitty haven, where the doormat becomes a playful game of cat doppelgänger spotting!
It’s almost like a little preview to the joy that awaits you inside. Can you tell the difference between the real cat and its doormat twin? Coincidence or cosmic connection? Whichever way you choose to see it, there’s no denying the incredible bond the two of you share. And that’s always a cause for celebration.
Math Meets Welcome Mat
A sight that's sure to make your inner math nerd rejoice – this doormat looks like a protractor. Remember protractors and geometry boxes from the days of yore? How perfect for math whizzes constantly solving equations and calculating angles on the go!
But some guests (present company included) might see this and immediately feel stressed out. Raise your hands if you still have vivid nightmares about failing a math exam! It makes you think twice before approaching this doorstep. Maybe that was the plan all along? The evil genius who came up with this knows that nothing gets people running away faster than a math equation.