The only sun this state is getting is a cold bottle of Sunny D from the fridge. Come to Minnesota to freeze your butt off and to sit by one of its 10,000 lakes. Or, you can play some tennis on an ice skating rink, creating the hybrid sport – Ice Tennis – or Ten-ice, as we like to say.
Remember when Marshall Eriksen in “How I Met Your Mother” played “bask-ice-ball” with his family in St. Claud, Minnesota? Similar deal. The only state where people go outside on a snowy day to catch some vitamin D. The sun is so rare there that people probably think it’s an alien invasion when it comes.
Massachusetts
Visit Massachusetts to experience a “wicked stawm.” And while you're at it, why don't you "pawk your caw in Hawvard Yawd?" This photo is making us want to just kick back, put some popcorn in the microwave and fire up that classic Martin Scorsese flick "The Departed."
Those accents, the culture of Boston, everything about it is so "icawnic." You can also enjoy frequent bad weather and horrible accents in Massachusetts. They do have a good football team going for them though. In fact, they also have a very good baseball team. Heck, it's a pretty good state for sports. Living in this state certainly has its ups and downs.
Michigan
With freezing temperatures for a large percentage of the year and basically a war zone in Detroit 100% of the year...You better make sure you come ready with your army truck and roadkill. To be honest, this looks more like one of the vehicles out of a "Mad Max" movie than a typical car to come out of Detroit.
We can imagine Eminem getting a real kick out of this photo and maybe even writing a rap from it. "I'll skin your farm animals, and put their pelts on my Cadillac, drive around at night in downtown Detroit, it's phenomenal." Will the real Detroit crazies, please stand up?!
Mississippi
The ultimate embodiment of a Mississippi man's Tinder profile can be seen here in this exceptional photo. In the rain-soaked backyard outside Red's Blues Club during the Sunflower Blues and Gospel Festival in Clarksdale, Mississippi, a man fearlessly tends to his sizzling barbecue.
He proudly showcases his culinary skills in the art of searing beef, sending a clear message to the ladies that he's a master of the grill. But all we can do when seeing this photo is swipe right. It captures the essence of Mississippi charm, where a man's ability to conjure up mouthwatering delights is deemed as the secret ingredient to our hearts.
Missouri
Just your typical school bus, but in monster truck style. We don't know how many kids go to and from school every day in a bad boy like this one. But whoever is, we want to enroll! That looks like a really sweet way to show up to class every day!
We can really imagine St. Louis native Nelly driving around in this thing singing, "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!" And if you know that song, you know the rest of the lyrics. But let's get down to brass tacks: What is Missouri even and where is it? The world will never know...