Nebraska has the best highway rest areas. Who wouldn’t want to stop in the middle of the road and relieve themselves on a pile of hay? You’re probably just driving through and happy that you’re not staying. The cow smell isn’t exactly the most inviting.
And let’s get one thing straight, you’re not going to be able to check your Facebook when you’re stranded in the middle of nowhere, Nebraska. You can’t just write WiFi on a sign and pretend you’ve got it. That’s not how WiFi works! But yes, if we end up in this desolate part of the world any time soon, we will probably need to do our business in the rest area, and that will suffice.
Missouri
Just your typical school bus, but in monster truck style. We don't know how many kids go to and from school every day in a bad boy like this one. But whoever is, we want to enroll! That looks like a really sweet way to show up to class every day!
We can really imagine St. Louis native Nelly driving around in this thing singing, "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!" And if you know that song, you know the rest of the lyrics. But let's get down to brass tacks: What is Missouri even and where is it? The world will never know...
Montana
Witness the quintessential embodiment of Montana in this extraordinary photograph. Picture a bicycle stationed beside a lamp post, its handlebars replaced with mammoth moose antlers. It's like something out of a Narnia novel. Such a peculiar sight is simply normal in the mysterious state of Montana.
A predominantly rural state, Montana boasts a handful of cities across its sprawling landscapes. Here, one is more likely to encounter numerous moose crossing signs than traffic lights, or even stumble upon a cyclist whose appearance strikingly resembles that of a majestic moose. It's no wonder the term "city" seems inadequate to describe such a captivating part of the US.
Nevada
This might be one of the weirdest ones yet. These three contentious vices are all legal in Nevada but lobsters are not? Things are very backward here. Nevada is many things and weird is one of them. Don’t forget how many nuclear tests were carried out here in the desert.
But let's face it, even the most puritanical individuals out there are interested in visiting Las Vegas at least once in their lives. Whether it is to reenact scenes from "The Hangover" or to simply check out a show of the Blue Man Group, everyone has a reason to visit the Strip at some point. This part of Nevada? Not so much.
New Hampshire
New Hampshire is an important stop on the presidential election route, which does not make any sense to anybody. Considering that nobody important lives in New Hampshire, why do we take into account at all who they vote for?
But we do hear that the Granite State is home to some pretty beautiful vistas, the perfect backdrops for some of America's most successful summer camps. And if Walter White would go to New Hampshire to change his identity and hide out for a year, then that's good enough for us. The motto of this beautiful state is "Live Free or Die," and we'd prefer to do the former.