Sometimes you need a pick-me-up. You have had a long day and you just need to go somewhere that will serve you something fun and help you forget about your problems for a little while. Sometimes you are the fun one, and you want to bring your party presence to others.
Or, you want to celebrate with your friends because of the good news you have just received. No matter which of the above is true for you, this eatery, bar, or diner will be ready to facilitate your need for your drink of choice, be it celebratory or soothing.
Just Eat the Dang Food
Don't take a picture of it. No! Stop! It's for your own good – just look at what might happen. This restaurant is getting tired of people whipping out their phones and snapping pics of their food for Instagram instead of tucking their napkins into their collars and tucking into their warm meals.
If the meals cool, they might not be as tasty, and you might not appreciate them as much. So do the fine people who took your order, prepared your order, and delivered your order a favor, and take a picture of your empty plate instead. It helps you stand out.
How Dare They
El Arroyo is back to their old tricks, putting up letters to make words, and thus constructing sentences with those words. Now they're wishing us a "happy whatever doesn't offend you," which is a pretty wishy-washy way to wish someone a happy...day. Of course, all of these El Arroyo signs are built not to even do something for the passersby, but to get them noticed.
To get them trending. They are like...a stamped ticket. You show your friends a picture of the most recent sign, and they know you've been out on the town. With so many festivals out there, there's no point in trying to put all of them on the sign.
Follow Your Dreams
Seeing a sign like this while dining just makes you wonder, are you really following your dreams? Perhaps if your dream yesterday was, "I really want tacos," and you are now indeed eating tacos at this eatery, then sure, you are following your dreams!
In a world of high-paced 9 to 5s and information overload from social media, dreaming about making tacos your meal on the following day is an absolutely swell dream to have. We have so many things to worry about in the fast-paced, demanding world we live in, so it's okay to let your hair down every once in a while and dream a little dream about tacos.
No Shoes, No Service
If you're a fan of pulling on some warm socks and then strapping on a pair of sandals, then maybe check to see if the restaurant you're headed out to will even allow it. Also, for Pete's sake, nobody thinks it looks good. If you need warmth just wear shoes, and if you like the feeling of sandals then don't wear socks.
Plus, if you're rocking this fashion faux pa, then some eateries will straight-up bar you from entering, as they should. It's not only the fanciest eateries, too, where you have to have a coat and tie – really, but you also shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.