This is what Obi-Wan says to some Stormtroopers in ‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ when he, Luke, R2-D2, and C-3PO are trying to avoid detection by the Empire. Obi-Wan is using the “Jedi Mind Trick” to manipulate the Stormtrooper into merely believing that R2 and 3PO aren’t the droids they’re looking for when, in fact, they are the droids they’re looking for.
It’s basically another way to say “nothing happening here.” It may not be another ‘lost’ poster, but it is funny!
After looking everywhere, this guy decided to put up a poster in a desperate attempt to find the final piece to his puzzle. Good luck!
Evil Genius
This is neither a lost nor found poster, but a 'wanted' poster, searching for minions to sacrifice their lives and do the bidding of one evil genius. With that for a wanted poster, how could you not call?
You must be prepared to work 24-7 for a fascist psychopath, for close to no pay, but there are costumes and laser death rays. Where do we sign up?
Oh Dear
Would you really describe an animal in exact detail right after you ate it? Probably not, especially someone else’s missing pet.
Could that be what this person did? Why is it that so many animals seem to taste like chicken?
I'm Begging You
Appealing to the better nature of someone who has wronged you can be difficult. You're mad, of course, but by displaying your humanity, you may receive it in return.
This was the tactic of this sign, asking the thief to return the wallet so that, at the very least, the original owner doesn't have to think about going to the DMV again. We all know the horror that awaits him there – hopefully, he got his wallet back.