The personal trainers at this fitness center have some seriously high expectations for their clients. This seems totally on point for a CrossFit session… Better suck it up buttercup, it’s what you signed up for! From burpee box jumps to plate pushes, this exercise routine will definitely have you sweating up a storm.
For those unfamiliar with the competitive exercise program, this board is here to help you catch a glimpse into the complex workout routines behind CrossFit and why everyone is always grunting. It’s known for being really intense and coming up with really strange exercises, like what’s a cock lunge and how does it work???
Genius Location
It certainly is no accident that this gym is located right across from McDonald's. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a clever marketing scheme — because what's "Ying" without the "Yang"? Going to get your regular order of burgers and fries will make you feel guilty when you see the gym, so you go to the gym to work it off.
Next thing you know, you've worked up quite a sweat and begin to feel hungry. As soon as you leave, you see McDonald's, perfectly positioned, and now you feel like you deserve a treat. This is how the endless loop starts and will guarantee both the gym and McDonald's an infinite stream of customers.
When Your Leg Cramps
If you ever wondered why people can get hurt so easily at the gym, this photo here shows how it can happen. We see one guy getting a cramp in his leg while lifting heavy weights, his leg is so sore he can't move and the weights are so heavy that they could hurt his leg even more.
Fortunately, another guy saw he was in trouble and was able to help him release the weights from under his feet. He had to climb on top of him, making them incredibly close. Under normal circumstances, this kind of positioning would've made a fair few onlookers a tad bit uncomfortable.
Strange Sighting
This majestic elliptical strider looks a bit awkward outside of its native habitat, they are far more comfortable in herds. These remarkable striders typically like to gather in lines and can be found in herds of as big as 30! Who among us doesn’t covet a chance to get up close and personal with one of these?
It seems every year a few elliptical striders struggle to make the trek to their local fitness center or maybe they get kicked out of their herd. Experts are still baffled at this strange and incredibly rare sighting and are still studying their behavior in hopes of finding out more about this solitary departure.
Forest Powerlifting
Who needs a well-kitted-out gym when you can just go to the nearby forest and lift the heaviest log you can find? Do some squats and you've given yourself a pretty good workout. It looks quite challenging, but that man is going to come out of that forest more ripped than ever.
If meandering through forests is your thing, then you might consider doing this instead of visiting your local gym. Not only will you save money on membership fees but you'll get to spend some quality time in the great outdoors. You might even spot some interesting creatures like squirrels or owls.