Remember what we said about dads and their serious business with food? This is another classic example of that. The father couldn’t help but take a bite. He possibly could have assigned himself as the taste tester of his child’s lunch and was checking on the quality of his kiddo’s meal.
But that’s more than just a little bite! The kid was probably not too happy to have half of a sandwich, complete with chew marks. Yes, this is a lesson learned. That is why you should just let your mom pack your lunch and keep food duties away from dad.
Call Me!
It is always the smallest and least noticeable things in life that we don't apriciate; however, if we pay them enough attention, we will soon realize just how important they are. We are not talking about big cars that supposedly make us happy, and we are not referring to grand beach holidays that we pray for all year round. We are talking about the real things.
Crisp apples and hard (yet still juicy) tomatoes. We are talking about perfectly grilled hamburgers that don't over-moist your bun and crackers that don't dry out because you forgot to sell the box prperly.
Make A Good Day
"You are not doing a very good job by not making the house smell." We had to read this a few times (and visualize this) to understand better the whole picture. So, this note was intended for a teenager who has still not comprehended the fact that his soccer shoes DO stink and that the use of deodorant at his age is mandatory.
Other than that, this quote and more can be easily found at all the "Best Line" shops scattered around the contry. For Christmas, there is a special offer. When you buy any two house improvement quotes, you get an air freshener for free.
Such A Rookie Mistake
Most parents have already gone through a lot to be able to relate to the things you’re experiencing and give you lots of advice on what to do if you only ask them. Take it from Oliver, who has probably learned the hard way that his dad knows all too well what he’s been doing and how he should have done it.
This dad is about to give his son the talk of his life after he’s had a chance to read the note. It is good that he, at least, prepared Oliver for what was to come. We wonder how awkward it will be.
Rubbing It In
Short and sweet often gets the message across rather than the long, winding ones. Two words are sometimes enough for a kid to know their place and be sent back to it. In this case, “suck it” reminded the child to just deal with things and not to dwell on them.
This dad seems like he was able to get the last piece of bagel in the bag, and we all know how kids want to be the last one. The father did not only tell his kid to man (or woman) up, but he obviously wanted to fire up the kid, too.