Greeting cards have expanded to include a variety of situations in the past few years, but somehow, there are still a few occasions in human life not yet covered by them. Birthdays and graduation cards are super easy to find, but what about cards that say “Congratulations on finishing your first Netflix binge” or “Good job not crying at your best friend’s bachelorette party”?
Sometimes you just have to make do with whatever card you can find. In this case, the former employee went with a card designed to mourn someone. Could they have found something a little more appropriate? Sure. Would it have been his funny? Probably not.
Goodbye Kitty
This resignation letter looks like it was given to a cat lover by a fellow cat lover. The two may not work together again, but if this card has taught them anything, it's that they always have cats to rely on. Some would take consolation in that, others would say they should consider getting a couple of human friends. We are not here to judge.
This card was probably originally written for people who lost a pet, but we commend the creativity of repurposing it. That's exactly the way to treat our planet. Greta Thunberg would be proud, but she probably has bigger fish to fry, so we won't tell her about it just yet.
Heavy Reading
Complaining about your boss to your boss can be a rather delicate dance that often ends in being fired. Well, one of the many perks of quitting your job is that the threat of being fired disappears! It's magical.
While this former employee's reason for resigning is VERY clear, we wonder if their former employer read between the lines and got the message.
The Wait Is Over
Waiting tables isn't exactly the most glamorous of jobs. Especially when the restaurant manager tells you that you're "just a server." It doesn't exactly build up employee morale, now does it?
That's why we LOVE Bobby's very creative and very public resignation. We chalk it up to courage mixed with the frustration of being under-appreciated for so long. Here's hoping his regulars decided to find a new favorite dinner spot!
Toilet To Go
Whether or not Lena meant for her boss to see the flushed (well almost flushed) name tag we'll never know! What we do know is that this has to be one of the funniest and most effective ways to quit and show how you feel about the job.
Toilet cubicles are often synonymous with being a space to hide from your belligerent boss, but Lena turned the tables (or...toilets?) and used it as a way to quit. In this case...DO forget to flush! ha...ha...ha