These are some wise words.
Learn from this guy’s mistakes and the restaurant’s humor about how to make those around you smile.
Selfie
Who needs an apple when you have a smartphone or a camera?
Maybe it says a lot about you if you are constantly snapping selfies, so next time, instead of trying to capture the moment, just live it.
Coffee
What is it about the morning coffee that makes us happier and better people?
Whatever it is, we apologize if we have caused offense by not being adequately caffeinated at all times.
A Sad Breakfast
We suppose it depends on what your definition of brunch is...
But it's true that most things are improved with the addition of a cocktail, you just need to be able to handle alcohol before 12 pm.
Spellchecker
Our favorite Austin restaurant does it again, this time using irony and language to make their joke.
So even though their food may be delicious, they could probably still benefit from a spellchecker.