We don’t know if this is a coffee shop’s (brilliant) way of advertising their one-of-a-kind pies and lattes, or a Pilates studio trying to be funny, but this sign is fantastic. Actually, the best thing would be to discover that the place has both: you work out, burn some calories, and then gain them all back at the cafeteria. Perfect.
Being a more ‘pie and latte’ kind of people ourselves, we definitely appreciate the light comedy. Plus, there’s no better way to get customers — whether they be coffee drinkers or Pilates enthusiasts — than through comedy. We’re definitely using this next time a friend asks us to join them for Pilates. Exercise? Yuk!
You're Done, Simon
Nothing like arriving from a long flight to find your girl holding up this sign. We're not sure what the problem with a selfie stick is, though. Sure, nowadays you can only find it owned by people of a certain age and dads with too much sunscreen, but how bad is it really to have one? Unless he was using it to take some compromising photos... In which case, not cool, man.
What's worse is that this doesn't seem to be the first time something like this happens, since they've already "talked about this". But really Simon, your selfie stick?! It's like this guy wanted to get caught! Good for you, Britney, he deserves the public shaming!
Hokey Pokey
This is the definite winner from our list. A hundred points for creativity and original puns. Not only does this sign make you laugh and smile instantly, but it also gives a lighter note to a serious and difficult subject, giving hope to everyone everywhere!
If someone with a hokey pokey addiction was able to turn themselves around, you can do anything! Yes, just like carbs, biting your nails, and that Justin Bieber song that has wormed into your brain, the hokey pokey is not an easy thing to let go of, but it is not impossible. Just try it.
Mood Swings
That mood swing really is not for the faint of heart. Some of these are far from being playground staples. We think everyone would love to have a portable sign like this at one point or another in their lives.
Or even a little stack of a few business cards with that sentence they could conveniently whip out of their pockets on bad days. Such a polite way of saying, “back-off”. Hey, at least the person was polite enough to warn us. And if we ever run into a sign like this in real life, we will be sure to run.
Life Lessons
This is probably the worst Father’s Day gift you could deliver to your dad. You’re basically telling him that in all those years of working together in the garage, you didn’t hear a single thing he said. But hey, at least it can be used as kindling to warm the house on a really cold day.
This can probably be applied to life too, beyond crafts and wood cutting, but we probably missed that lesson as well. On the other hand, maybe this isn’t about double checking at all, but about a mysterious thing called “twic” that helps you make more accurate measurements.