Is this really a tattoo or some bad whiteboard markers? It seems more like this unlucky lady fell asleep at a party and received some new back art thanks to her friends. If it is a real tattoo, she is either paying for some bad things she did in her past life, or she deserves to get her money back.
Imagine sitting through a tattoo session with the patience of a saint and then seeing what they did to your back. She must have been incredibly upset, if not downright livid. This looks like it was done by someone who barely knows how to hold a pen, never mind a tattoo gun.
Beauty Personified
Ah, yes. Eric Stoltz from Mask. The kind of character everyone wants on their body. Everyone being this guy minus every single other person on earth. Even if you know who this character is (we do) and why he might want it on his person (we don't), this individual will still probably have plenty of explaining to do.
In the movie, Eric Stoltz plays a character called Rocky Dennis. Rocky is an intelligent, outgoing, and funny teenager who suffers from a facial deformity called "lionitis" and has now outlived his life expectancy. It could very well be that this person really is a fan of the movie and felt inspired by the character.
Checkmate
Could this guy be the king of tattoos, and now he's ready to make his move? Even his lips and eyelids are tattooed, which is not only a pretty intense time requirement but rather painful as well. This man suffered for his sense of style. And now we all have to suffer, too.
Like having a can of Red Bull on an empty stomach, we've all made some terrible decisions. And while getting a tattoo you love can be a meaningful decision, most people take it a little too far which also means ample opportunities to make some pretty poor decisions. We can't imagine this guy being happy with his choices in five years' time.
Oh Boy
One can't help but appreciate interesting and clever tattoo designs, but we’ve also come across a few that made us cringe. Like this one below, we don't know what's worse, the fact that this looks like a Spongebob version of Ben Franklin or the unfortunate placement of it on his neck.
Getting a tattoo on your neck can be a risky decision, for one thing, the neck is an area of the body that moves constantly, which can make it difficult to ink accurately. Plus, the constant movement of the skin can cause the tattoo to blur, fade, or even become distorted.
Hakuna Matata
If Timon on your Lion King tattoo looks this bad, you might want to embrace the "Hakuna Matata" attitude. Instead of stressing about a poorly-done tattoo, embrace the carefree and easygoing attitude of Timon and Pumba. "Hakuna Matata" means no worries, after all! You might even become the talk of the Pride Lands.
Yes, it's embarrassing, but as Rafiki says in the movie, "You can either run from it or learn from it!" So what's it gonna be? It still represents a beloved childhood movie, so embrace the nostalgia and use the tattoo as a reminder of simpler times when singing "Hakuna Matata" was all we needed to feel happy.