You might be wondering, what could be worse than getting a terrible tattoo? Paying $350 for a terrible tattoo! Can you believe someone charged this much for a tattoo of this quality? The lines are shaky, the colors are off, the face looks distorted and it looks like a child’s drawing.
We can’t believe someone would pay so much money for this terrible tattoo! He was clearly overcharged for something that looks like archangel Michael’s demented cousin. Now he’s stuck with this awful tattoo and has to live with the regret and embarrassment until he can save enough money for a coverup.
Hakuna Matata
If Timon on your Lion King tattoo looks this bad, you might want to embrace the "Hakuna Matata" attitude. Instead of stressing about a poorly-done tattoo, embrace the carefree and easygoing attitude of Timon and Pumba. "Hakuna Matata" means no worries, after all! You might even become the talk of the Pride Lands.
Yes, it's embarrassing, but as Rafiki says in the movie, "You can either run from it or learn from it!" So what's it gonna be? It still represents a beloved childhood movie, so embrace the nostalgia and use the tattoo as a reminder of simpler times when singing "Hakuna Matata" was all we needed to feel happy.
Your Life?
Getting a tattoo is a big decision. It's something that will be with you for the rest of your life, so it's important to choose something that you'll be happy with... Forever! Some people choose to get tattoos of meaningful symbols or quotes, while others opt for something a bit more lighthearted, like a joke tattoo.
But what exactly is a joke tattoo? Well, it's exactly what it sounds like – a tattoo that's meant to be funny. So when you see this tattoo, you might be thinking, "This is not really a joke." And you're right – it's not exactly a knee-slapper. It's more like a self-deprecating joke and we have no idea why anyone would want this.
Kind of Don't Know What to Say
Let's be real, what's with the sudden obsession with mermaids? Are we all secretly hoping to become part of their underwater world? Or do we just really like the idea of having a tail instead of legs? *deep breath* Okay, let's see what we have here.
It looks like a mermaid, but man, this is bad. We could probably do a better job, and we've never even tattooed anybody! Also, why is the tail faded while the torso is so painfully still there? Could this person be in the middle of getting that tattoo lasered off? God, please let that be the case!
Haribo Bart
We need to have a serious talk about getting a cartoon character as a tattoo. Sure, it is long established by consensus that The Simpsons might just be the greatest animated TV comedy of all time. However, does that warrant getting a tattoo to honor your unending loyalty to a TV show character?
It's not even that we're anti-Simpsons devotees. We just think you'll be better off if you get a T-shirt or a cool poster. That way you still show your love for your favorite show but not be stuck with a permanent mark on your body that looks like the forbidden lovechild of Bart Simpson and a gummy bear.