So you’ve decided to get a tattoo — wonderful! Perhaps you’ll do a bit of research. Maybe you’ll seek advice from friends who’ve gotten inked before you. Or ignore all of the above and make the worst mistake of your life and get a tattoo that you will eventually regret.
Sadly, some people make impulsive or terrible decisions when it comes to getting tattooed. While we do advocate that everyone takes a break every once in a while and makes some bad decisions while having fun, some decisions are still so unwise that even a Spring Break brain should avoid making them.
She Knows What It Means
The miss loves Africa, good for her. She's even got a heart of Africa there. And the incredibly meaningful phrase lets us know she isn't what you might call entirely altruistic in her love. But we shouldn't spread rumors, maybe she just enjoys the long stretches of thrilling scenery, the wide rivers, and the throbbing hearts of the people she's met.
It's a quintessential tattoo: a popular expression that's immeasurably cliche. When white people say this, they think it's a compliment, but if you deconstruct this further, you’ll realize that nothing is flattering about it. It defines an entire group of people and pigeonholing people can rob them of the many layers of their identities.
Warning Label
According to the post on Reddit.com, this guy ordered a tattoo machine from China. With so many low-quality or counterfeit products on the market, it's safe to say that this product doesn't function properly. Who knows, maybe it was a good deal and this guy felt like it could be a good buy.
Clearly, it was not. Never mind the fact that the tattoo looks like a messy drawing that's been done with a dried-out marker, it could potentially cause an infection. We can't help but wonder what this was supposed to be besides a black mess. Maybe just a black square that wasn't executed well?
Made in China
Beyond sneakers and smartphones, the Chinese have a long history of creating amazing stuff. The ancient Chinese contributed paper, gunpowder, the umbrella, and the compass to civilization. And when it comes to tattoos, someone was eager to jump on that bandwagon and celebrate their roots by getting a creative tattoo.
It looks exactly like someone stamped it on his wrist and while it's not well done, at least you'll have a cool story to tell when people ask you about your weird, crooked-looking ink. You can proudly say, "Oh, this? I'm a limited edition that was 'Made in China'.
Coldstone Tattoo and Creamery
While there’s nothing sweeter than a cold scoop of vanilla ice cream, some people choose to honor their favorite dessert by getting ice-cream cone-shaped jewelry or wearing a Ben 'n Jerry's t-shirt. However, Gucci Mane took it one step further and got a tattoo to express his love for gelato.
Gucci Mane is a... rapper, we're told. And Gucci Mane loves some tasty, cold treats. Nobody loves ice cream and video games more than Gucci Mane. He's a man who keeps updating his style to higher and higher heights, and this is just one step on his way to memorable greatness.