We’d like to take a minute and thank this woman for ruining what used to be our favorite children’s book. Nothing like a poorly executed double lower back tattoo in bad taste to make us never read “Alice in Wonderland” ever again. Whether you’re a fan of the classic story or not, there’s no denying the absurdity of this tattoo.
So if you happen to be looking for a tattoo that’s equal parts terrible and indiscreet, an Alice in Wonderland tattoo might just be the perfect fit. Who knows, maybe it will even lead you on your own adventure down a rabbit hole where you destroy everyone’s beloved children’s book.
Spell Check Strikes Again
Or maybe not. It is astounding how many people don't bother double-checking the spelling of the words they intend on having on their flesh for all eternity. Tattoos with typos have been fueling internet searches and morbidly fascinating us for years. Is this done on purpose or are people really this bad at getting inked?
As the quote on this arm says "You Only Life Once", which is true, but it's supposed to say "You Only LIVE once." It's an easy mistake to make if you're not a native English speaker but surely if your English isn't that good you'd at least check with a friend to make sure it's correct, right?
Now That's Unique
Tattoos are a personality statement — funny tattoos say "I'm easy-going, and I'm here to chill", while scary skull tattoos say "I can get seriously angry, you don't want to mess with me". This guy is clearly the former, so he got a funny tattoo of a pair of scissors heading for his webbed toes.
He could have gotten his toes fixed but why pass up on an opportunity to express your sense of humor while highlighting your unique features? It certainly is one of the better tattoos we've seen, not only is it well executed, but it's nice to see someone embrace their uniqueness.
Her Eyes Are Down Here
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the internet will somehow find a way to surprise you. This poor girl and the poor cats she has for eyebrows... Ugh, how did we even get here? This eyebrow-less look gives the term "crazy cat lady" a whole new meaning. Plus, this looks like it was drawn on with a dull pencil.
Lady, if you like cats to the point you wish to tattoo them on your eyebrows, shouldn't you at least get a better design? For this to have been even a tiny bit better, the cats would have to be symmetrical.
The Hotdog Angel
This specific hotdog seems to have died and gone to hotdog heaven where it got its angel wings and halo. May it rest in peace. Hot dogs are undeniably great; they're delicious, and we love hotdogs as much as the next guy, but getting one permanently placed on your body is a whole other level.
To celebrate the beautiful ubiquity of the hot dog, you could instead get a pendant or maybe even start your own hotdog business. That way you spread your love for hotdogs in a way everyone can enjoy, instead of freaking people out whenever they catch a glimpse of your bare foot.