Anyone who has seen Gary Busey in action knows that this answer is indeed correct. That actor does seem to be just moments from a massive explosion that will destroy the entire world in just one swift boom. We are sure that even after scientists who have examined both Gary Busey and Yellowstone Park will actually rethink their research.
Even if this is, according to the teacher, an incorrect answer, the teacher definitely should not have tempted fate with this as an option! Maybe the student was under the impression that Gary Busey was some kind of local mountain. Haha.
Forgetful Parents
From the look of this review card, David is in kindergarten, and from the look of that alarming note, something unfortunate happened to David - and it involved lacking underwear. Hopefully, this card will end up in the right hands. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter if your child is in kindergarten, high school, college, or beyond.
It doesn't matter how old they are. They need to be wearing underwear whenever they leave the home. Underwear is crucial to everybody. Let this be a lesson to David and his parents. And while we're here, let it be a lesson to all parents.
Who Is the Real Teacher Here?
The lessons do not stop for lucky Dakota. He clearly has some talented parents, and he is getting an education wherever he goes. Whether that be in math or dance. Evidently, it has rubbed off on not only one of his classmates but on some of the teachers too!
But it has come to the teacher's attention that Dakota loves nothing more than to do a dance known as popping and locking in the classroom. Perhaps the parents can offer dance classes in exchange for free tuition! Sounds like a plan. In all seriousness though, we think the teacher is bothered by it and considers the dancing to be a distraction.
Meme Expert
Teachers are often perceived as old and grumpy adults. The kind of people that make it easy for kids to mess with. It makes it all the more surprising when little kids leave shameless comments all over their tests. Yet now and again, you come across a teacher that will outwit these kids with the cunning use of meme references.
Whether or not the missing partial fractions made this kid fail in the end, the teacher blamed it on "Scumbag Steve" nonetheless! Pac-Man sure does like to show up in the most random locations. In this case, he has come to eat some numbers and equations.
Calling a Spade a Spade
Well, this teacher is just going to be honest, and from the tone alone, it actually looks like he has lost all patience. No doubt that this note will go straight to the parents and they will have to deal with it. Good luck, Josiah.
We all wish that Josiah will one day find the kind of work that he does find fun. It is, after all, the goal in everyone's life. But we get where he is coming from. For the most part, work is not particularly fun. It is very much a means to an end - let's be real.