Whoa there cowboy, hold up. They have the internet in other countries, too? And it’s exactly the same as the internet they have in America?
Well, it seems that Americans think everybody else who uses the internet also lives in America as if other countries don’t have the luxury of the internet like Americans do.
Say What You Want
The voluptuous antics of American ignorance know no bounds because they just can't be hemmed in by those parameters. Even when it comes to recent inventions like cars.
While we all make mistakes and occasionally say some stupid things, Americans like this one are the only ones who will make a proud, arrogant cringefest out of it.
To Make Amends
Senator Marsha Blackburn seems to have forgotten the meaning of "amendment". For all Americans who don't know what it means, an amendment is a minor change or addition designed to improve something, in this case, the constitution. We bet senator Blackburn has never even read the Constitution.
This is one of the most bewildering things about the second amendment argument. Aside from the political issues, the idea that an amendment can’t itself be amended is just baffling.
Gotta Get Your Money's Worth
It is a truth universally acknowledged that healthcare is a human right, but America still has to catch on. Especially this guy who doesn't understand that humans actually have self-preservation instincts and also nobody actually likes pain.
It seems the only thing stopping him from jumping off balconies and eating poisonous plants is the medical bills he'll have to pay after he's been at a hospital.
So Many Bubbles to Burst
Subjected as we are to an unending barrage of propaganda from America and how their way is so much better, no amount of social media posts is going to convince us that the imperial system is in fact, better.
There are only three countries – Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States – that still use the imperial system, which dates back to earlier days when body parts or everyday items were used as measurements. Most of the world has evolved since. America clearly hasn't.