This next photo is a glimpse of what the future holds. It describes the roles each member of the house will take after the big day is over, and to be honest, we are not surprised at all. It is no secret who is going to wear the pants in this house. This is the face of deep regret.
Why didn’t this groom man up and pay for a limousine? Alternatively, he might have rented a car. Imagine, he could have been commandeering a steady chariot of pomp and decorum. Why? Why didn’t he listen to her? Bride, it’s not too late. You can still run for your life.
Who put Jack in charge of the cake? All he had to do was retrieve the cake from the back of the minivan and set it on the cake table not even fifty feet away. Why Jack? Why? Everyone knows he’s an accident waiting to happen. Wait one minute. That guy on the left with his foot slightly raised....oh my God, did he trip Jack?!
Ok, we get you. It's staged. The shocked impression on those girls' faces is not real, the cake is flying in the air without a drop of frosting moving, and the groom should have been in tears of something like this would have happened. But now, seriously, could you imagine what if?
I Do Take Thee in Bondage
We all have an embarrassing moment in life we wish we could go back and erase, but what happens when that moment is documented, and there is no going back? Just look what happens to this poor bride (we feel the groom was so concerned). She will be embarrassed by this forever.
She will never forget it. A perfectly good group shot was ruined. For the rest of her life, she will be saying to herself now and again, “Why didn’t we make it ‘M & S’? Why? Why? Why?” They could have drooped this photo of holding their initials, they could have even changed their first names, and where on earth was the photographer that encouraged this?
This may look like just another picture of a kid falling at a wedding, but it's actually a story of quick thinking and bravery. You see, just as the photographer was about to take the picture, the groom felt that the girl behind him was starting to fall.
He quickly grabbed her hand, thus saving her, all while still keeping his smile and his face towards the camera. Now, this is a man we'd want to marry. Quick thinking, always smiling, tall, and a great tuxedo. He seems like the perfect man to marry and spend the rest of life with. Too bad he's already married.
Bigger and Better
Weddings are a beautiful ceremony all over the world. In some countries, the celebrations can go on for more than three days; in some, they party for almost a week. In some cultures, if not most of them, drinking is essential to celebrating.
Many people will attest to barely remembering their wedding day, not because of the nerves but because they drank so much that everything got a bit hazy. For that purpose, this couple got themselves bigger glasses than their own heads! We have a feeling they broke some type of Guinness World Record drinking out of these glasses.