Certainly, nothing gets this bride down. The whole ceremony might have been plagued by transportation issues, but she is drinking up anyway. Let’s just hope the police didn’t drive past at this very moment when she was taking a swig of champers.
At least they won’t have any fears about the bride driving because the car in the photo is wrecked, and it’s going nowhere. And the good news is that the party is not over – the bride can keep partying until she has to figure out a way back home.
The Show Must Go on
Even if one of your bridesmaid's faints, the ceremony must go on. The bridesmaid, who is lying on the ground, seems to be at ease. The officiant, bride, and groom seem deadset on getting the job done. Excuse us, but sometimes there are more important things than the wedding ceremony.
And at least two of the groomsmen are on the same page as us. They are more concerned with the fate of the bridesmaid lying on the ground than the two lovebirds who are about to tie the knot. For God's sake, couldn't this bridesmaid find a better day to faint and take all the attention? Talk about support and being there for one another.
This is what happens when you don’t try your clothes on before the big day. Or perhaps, the family ran out of money for the groom’s wardrobe and told him to pull out the suit he wore for his prom. At the very least, the groom could have made the wardrobe malfunction less noticeable by wearing more inconspicuous socks, but no, he is just rolling with it.
And his wife-to-be is rolling with it too. Nothing is going to ruin their big day. The pants could have reached his knees, he would have still worn them and still made it onto our list.
Revenge of the Photographer
Now, we're not suggesting that this guy isn't being a gentleman by helping out his bride. He even extends the courtesy of lowering his head. But he had no idea that the scene would be captured by the camera. This is what happens when you order your photographer to go to any lengths to capture the ideal romantic photo of you on the beach.
They exact their vengeance by taking an unflattering picture of your future wife's legs. Even for a disinterested photographer, we can state with certainty that this one is a little below the belt.
The Pope’s Blessing
Admittedly, the Pope is a busy guy. But surely, getting the Pope’s blessing for your wedding means your marriage will succeed. Did he officiate the whole ceremony? Perhaps this couple did not even need to hire a marriage administrator for their wedding! If that is the case, then this might not be a wedding failure but a life hack.
We have to give this retro couple the credit for being in the perfect position to receive the Pope’s blessing. It still counts, even if it is from a portrait. And besides, when they realized the real thing wouldn't be able to come, they had to do with second best.