Older brothers are known for teasing younger siblings, especially their younger sisters. It’s very amusing, sure, but for this Redditor, it was borderline abuse. She shared this terrifying memory.
Until this day she doesn’t really know what was going through his mind when he was rapping this gift. Worst little sister gift EVER.
May the Force Live Long and Prosper
Trekkies and Star Wars fans don’t always mix, and this is a prime example. This kid wanted a Star Wars action figure. He said he specifically asked for a Star Wars dude. When he got a Star Trek dude instead, he scoffed incredulously.
This is like giving a Darth Vader to a Trekkie, who might embrace Roddenberry’s vision of optimism in the human race.
It Wasn’t What She Got, It Was What She Gave
This girl’s Christmas was ruined but the gift in question was something she gave to her big sister. It was a hand-painted block of wood. At five years old, she painted a dolphin on a wooden surface. It was for her sister who loved dolphins. But when she gave it to her, the young artist could tell it was not appreciated.
Kids can be cruel and many times say aloud things we adults don't even dare to think, let alone say. The now-adult Redditor said it was a sad Christmas that year. A very sad Christmas.
15 Minutes of Fame
Christmas is the time when dreams come true. When anything is possible and everything can happen. This uncle surely took advantage of the day and brought his 15 minutes of fame to life.
It's great that this dude appreciated the funny side of this and just followed the flow. We can't imagine what he did to his uncle after everyone left the room.
Thou Shall Not Give Lame Presents
This one got framed Bible verses. And they weren’t even nice ones. Everything bothered her about this gift, not only the quality. The gift came from her mother-in-law who is publicly known to hate her. She bought that gift on purpose.
All in all, it seems like a nice Christian family she has married into. Some Redditors, in jest, suggested she return the favor with uncouth, made-up framed Bible quotes. Two wrongs do not make a right!