We don’t blame King Charles for thinking of the future and checking out other occupation options here. We just never thought in a million years bartending was an option.
In 2019, while visiting Cuba, Charles received royal training covering mojito making. He ground sugar canes from scratch and assured that no matter what the future lies for him, he was never at risk of being unemployed. There were hundreds of bars awaiting.
Brother Star Wars
Prince William and Prince Harry are two huge 'Star wars' fans. They have visited movie sets, own practically every piece of merchandise available (well, they can afford it), and the rumor is, they made cameos for the 2016 "The Last Jedi".
Now, we think it's great that the two princes were privileged to try out the ner swords, we really do. But we are talking about the future king of England here. He doesn't look serious enough for that role to us, don't you think?
Never Talk to Strangers
Throughout our childhood years, we are told over and over again never to talk to strangers. Even if we are offered candy, we never talk to people we don't know. Prince Harry obviously hasn't fully acknowledged that yet.
No wonder this little girl is showing you exactly what she thinks. She has internalized what she had learned and does not talk to strangers. And it was unnecessary treating her likewise, Harry.
80th Royal Birthday
On every birthday, and especially round ones, HRM Queen Elizabeth used to have a parade in her honor, and she would pass by the crowds collecting flowers and gifts. The children cheered and presented her with the crafts they prepared for her. If only her majesty would have invested a little time not only in planning the parade but also in her facial expressions.
Yes, we understand the cutout image of you doesn't really resemble your face and we know it wouldn't be hung alongside the great monarch's portraits in the palace, but the poor kid worked so hard. The least you could do is pretend.
Frankly My Dear, I Don’t Give a Damn
So, things with your inlaws went all pear-shaped, and they didn't really send you on your way with a blessing, but we do expect a little maturity when it comes to expressing yourself out in the public.
We assume Sarah regrets this and wishes she never pulled this gesture, however, it's out there and now everyone knows how long your middle finger is.