This is definitely what you wear when Jay-Z releases something new — kinda looks like something out of a bad western or maybe some sort of post-apocalyptic film.
Right? The low braided (is that alligator?) belt is a cry for help against the beige…jersey sack. We’re really not sure what this is. Don’t forget the boots that match the handbag! We wonder what Beyoncé thought!
No Brows, No Worries!
Have you ever wondered what Kim Kardashian looked like without eyebrows? We didn't. But she still decided to show us.
This makeup look has us desperately looking for makeup remover and an eyebrow pencil. Please, Kim, never ever remove your eyebrows. Even if it's for a makeup look. While her dress is pretty impressive and probably very expensive (not to mention the diamonds on her ears), the makeup needs to be changed. Keep the eyebrows on, please.
Hot Pink Isn't Hot
Okay, this is just uncomfortable to watch. Sometimes a good outfit can be ruined by a bad color, but in this case, we can't really say the look was good, to begin with. Where do we even start? The feathers? The fact the boots are a part of her pink onesie?
Could she even go to the bathroom in this? We hope this was for some type of festival or costume party; otherwise, it's inexcusable.
Lace and Velvet?
Sure, these two fabrics don't sound bad, but when combined in this configuration, we have a few questions for Kim and her stylist.
Maybe it's the fact, that the ribbed knit skirt looks like it's for the office - and then the see-through white lace seems like something you'd wear for a night out, or in! This look isn't her worst, but it's certainly not one of her best. Her hair looks good though, and her makeup is well-blended!
Sunglasses and a Bag for the Red Carpet
We're pretty sure these days Kim doesn't need to carry a handbag on the red carpet - she probably doesn't even take her own selfies anymore. But let's go back a fair few years, and just take this outfit in.
A very non-sleek ponytail (which you'd never ever see these days), a handbag, sunglasses a MASSIVE belt, and leggings under some sort of dress top that might be designer but we probably wouldn't even use it as a bed for our pet. Harsh? Or just enough?