We haven’t seen this much denim since the 90s, especially not in a shorts and blouse (if you can even call that a blouse) combo. The blouse is another matter altogether, with those puffy sleeves that really don’t match the whole vibe of denim.
And what about those blue leather thigh boots? Although we’re not sure if they’re boots or leather leggings. The color is nice, but other than that, this outfit is just not working for you, Kimmy.
A (Bad) Vision in Blue
We don’t know what Kourtney was thinking, but it looks like she’s wearing part of a curtain. A very blue curtain. We can forgive the lack of chicness because it was back in 2011, and she wore it for the Teen Choice Awards, not the Oscars.
But we think this dress is a huge no-no since it’s basically a huge piece of baggy fabric that does nothing for her figure whatsoever.
A Greek Goddess Wrapped in…Plastic?
Ok, we know it’s not plastic, but it certainly looks like it. Kim was attending the Thierry Mugler exhibition, so she probably wanted to show off an eccentric piece. The shiny pearl-colored fabric we can maybe get over, but the golden breastplates — absolutely not.
To make matters worse, it seems Kim paired the breastplates with a golden waist cincher as well. And those golden shoes, please just take them off, Kim!
A Mismatch of Color
Kim looks like a wrong genie who came out of a fashion disaster bottle. The satin coral-colored skirt, the bright purple long-sleeved blouse with the stomach showing, and the turquoise shoes. It looked like Kim was picking out her outfit in the dark.
She was promoting her new perfume, but honestly, we doubt anybody could look away from her clothes. And would someone please tell us what that golden curtain rope is doing around her waist?!
Too Many Bows
Though we love that Kim chose a baby pink color for her gown while attending the Baby2Baby Gala, we think she overdid it with the bows.
The dress itself really compliments her figure, but a bow on the chest, a bow on the waist, and just a whole bunch of extra fabric that just seems wrapped around in a mess is not working for us. Love the hot pink shoes, though.