Aaaand she’s back — in all black, but…you kind of lose the black effect when you’re covered in white fluff. She topped it off with a black baseball cap. This look is worsened when you realize her security guard is the best-dressed person in this photo.
Maybe it’s the bright white or the glare of the paparazzi camera flashes, but this outfit was just not a good choice, and we think she knew it too.
Adidas and Kim: A Love Story
There really is something with Kim and Adidas, isn't there? Here, she brings out the black lacy slip dress (cue: sleep dress) and pairs it with an Adidas sports jacket.
Black sunglasses make an appearance, and a high, messy bun. She then makes it "classy" by adding a diamond choker. Why? Because she could. Don't hate it, don't love it. But at least it looks expensive; we can't say that about some of the other looks on this list.
Kim used to be the queen of wearing white before she turned to muted beiges, browns, and classic blacks. This combo of an off-the-shoulder white top with flow sleeves and white leggings is the perfect example of her old style.
She even went with clear shoes to really keep your focus on the white. But honestly, we much prefer her daughter's outfit, or even Kanye's, even if his jeans are slashed three too many times.
Satin All Over
This color is actually quite gorgeous — a deep, rich green — and in the stretch satin, it looks pretty grand actually. There's just something about the cut and the choice to pair it with a white handbag.
Maybe these were the days when Kim just arrived at events and didn't have an entourage to carry her stuff. Her hair looks very glossy, but the accessories ruin the outfit!
This time, the denim got tucked into the boots, which is a slight improvement, but the rest is…why is her bag matching her top half? Literally, it looks like she wanted another version of her handbag plastered on her body.
Not cute. Maybe it was cool in 2004? Also, you can see from this photo that the makeup artist she pays nowadays does a much better job accentuating her eyes and face! But hey, good to see a before and after, right?