Okay, from the front, this doesn’t look too bad. But shame on Kris Jenner’s stylist for choosing a white slip under the orange and brown mesh dress and not a nude or black one.
From the back, we can see the whole slip! Also, sunglasses at night are, er…probably for the paparazzi and their cameras flashing, right? Guess we’ve never had that, so it’s only if you’re in the know.
Sequins Above All
This sequin leotard looks as if it melted, and it's now dripping all over Kim's legs. It's a look, but is it a good one? Well, for us, it's a hard no, but we bet Kim couldn't tell either way, as she is, again, wearing sunglasses at night.
We hope she's at least going out clubbing in this outfit, but knowing the Kardashians, there's a great chance she's just going to the grocery store.
Khloé’s Neon Pink Faux Pas
Neon pink isn't really a color you'd walk out in every day, even if you're a celebrity. Unless you are Khloé Kardashian...
The famous sister was snapped in a jumpsuit with a harem pant style and some shallow sleeves. The small white belt cinches in her waist nicely, though. Thankfully for you, you can't see the shoes paired with this look as they are off-frame. It's a pair of black peep-toes that just kind of cut off her body from the ankles. Lucky for her, she's tall enough to sort of pull it off.
Khloé Gone Wild
At the Teen Choice Awards in 2011, Khloé went all wild in a black and grey leopard print number. This look is glamorous, sure, but something about it doesn't look very chic. We feel like the hair isn't helping.
You may disagree with us, but our opinion is our opinion. What we will say, though, is that this style of dress is very flattering and makes Khloé's long lines appear even longer. The power of an animal print and a maxi dress.
How Many Rips?
Listen. We have no problem with these pants. We love velvet, and we would welcome it to any outfit. Damn, we even wish the sunnies were velvet-covered themselves. Our problem here is the top — if this is even considered a top. It looks more like a fabric scrap that was forced onto Kim's torso. It's asymmetrical, non-velvety, and all-around bizarre.
Not to mention the biggest fail - Kim's torso contouring that's meant to complement the top makes her look, well, bruised. That's a look nobody would want.