For Kim’s 2011 birthday party, Khloé Kardashian chose this tight royal blue dress with an art nouveau-inspired print in green and red. The three colors clash and create a cheap look. Not to mention the dress is asymmetrical which is a fashion trend no one has ever gotten right.
Seriously, have you ever seen anyone looking good in an asymmetrical garment? Neither have we. This one should have been left in the closet and never seen the light of day.
Here's a question, if Kris is on the red carpet and not going camping, why is she wearing a tent? We don't have an answer as well; we're as clueless as you are. Kris wore this for her daughter's birthday in 2009. Maybe she wanted to make sure she won't outshine Khloé on her special day? Otherwise, why would she put this thing on?
We have a feeling Kris doesn't like camping, but that doesn't mean she should hunt innocent tents and use them as dresses.
Another Day, Another Tiger
Imagine this; you are invited to an after-party hosted by Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom. What would you wear? Going with a print that resembles some type of tiger or leopard would probably be the best way to impress the Kardashians.
As you can see here, Kim just loves wearing animal prints, and she won't listen to anyone who tells her they're not that tasteful. This was in 2011, and we think she was already experienced enough to know better than to wear this.
A (Bad) Vision in Blue
We don’t know what Kourtney was thinking, but it looks like she’s wearing part of a curtain. A very blue curtain. We can forgive the lack of chicness because it was back in 2011, and she wore it for the Teen Choice Awards, not the Oscars.
But we think this dress is a huge no-no since it’s basically a huge piece of baggy fabric that does nothing for her figure whatsoever.
A Greek Goddess Wrapped in…Plastic?
Ok, we know it’s not plastic, but it certainly looks like it. Kim was attending the Thierry Mugler exhibition, so she probably wanted to show off an eccentric piece. The shiny pearl-colored fabric we can maybe get over, but the golden breastplates — absolutely not.
To make matters worse, it seems Kim paired the breastplates with a golden waist cincher as well. And those golden shoes, please just take them off, Kim!