Here’s someone who has abandoned all hope (or reality) and allowed themselves to create their own fantasy government. Because why not? Darth Vader might be a good leader, sure, he’ll rule with an iron fist and the force may feel a little “dark” at times but hey, we’ve seen worse.
Plus, aren’t we tired of seeing suits and ties in the White House? A nice cape might be just the kind of pizzazz that a country leader needs. We’re sure many folks also believe that Vader should be the one true ruler of the galaxy. Where do we sign up?
Not Asking for Much
Sometimes you just want to shout something out to the world, or at least put up a sign and tell people. Other times you don't really have much to say but sort of need to get the message out there no matter what.
Today, we all do it on TikTok or Facebook (depending on the age group usually), but apparently, we don't even need elaborate technology in order to do that. We're not quite sure in which category this sign falls. One thing we are sure about, this person did exactly what they set out to do and we couldn't be happier for them.
Muppets for All
If this was on any other political campaign, you might have the seeds of serious dictatorship on your hands. But since it's the Muppets, we're totally fine. In fact, having Fozzie Bear, Kermit, Miss Piggy, or all of them for that matter, might be just delightful, not to mention it will be the most inclusive government in history.
We will appoint them, in order of appearance, as Secretary of Defense, Secretary of Agriculture, Secretary of the Treasury, and Secretary of Labor. Sounds like a winning team to us but we'd be glad to get any of the gang for any part, big or small.
Deadly Bunny
People have been using animals to protect them from different things for hundreds (possibly thousands) of years. We trained dogs to bark when they hear a stranger in the house, trained cats to hunt our pests, and even trained ducks as emotional support systems. (True story, by the way.)
So yeah, some people have ferocious rottweilers or bulldogs. Others have deadly rabbits that quietly lurk in the shrubbery, waiting for any undesirable visitors. Dare one to trespass, they might meet their fate. Seriously, is this like some kind of Monty Python breed of rabbit? If so, that's actually a little worrying.
You Have No Business Here
It's always good to research your market before you go door to door. You need to know your crowd before you can sell them anything, be it goods or services. What's even better is when people do the research for you, making it clear if you should or shouldn't bother trying to sway them into buying your paintings. Or vacuum cleaners.
Or join your new religion under the rule of your lizard lord. Now, these solicitors know that they'll be barking up the wrong tree. Will they find it discouraging? Or perhaps they'll whip out those selling skills and rise to the challenge? Go, capitalism.