The Most Hilarious and Original Yard Signs You’ve Ever Seen

Landmark signs are a big tourist attraction - for some reason, people love reading that something happened precisely where they were standing 500 years ago.

Perhaps it's their way of feeling like a part of history? Imagine driving hundreds of miles just to see this sign! Totally worth it in our opinion!

When you're sick and tired of your neighbors asking you who you're voting for - this is the sign to put up.

The fact of the matter is, you're simply not convinced any of the candidates running are worthy, and you cannot be bothered to explain why for the 50th time this week, so you found a sign that does it for you!

This is a pretty charming way to ask people to stay off the grass politely. Charming yet a little passive-aggressive, no doubt.

What kind of monster would ever think to step on tiny grass and wake it while it sleeps! Not us, that's for sure!

Never underestimate the power of an upset woman - or a well-crafted sign...

Not only did Linnie's wife find out the names of the women he cheated on her with - she decided to take matters into her own hands by broadcasting the news on a professionally printed sign! You go, girl!

We're not going to lie, we completely understand the need for an elaborate sign like this. This sign has got it covered - unless you're selling Thin Mints, you're welcome to leave.

We wonder how many solicitors visited this house before these homeowners before they decided enough was enough and purchased this custom made sign.

It's no secret that security systems are expensive - so when your budget is low, but the stakes are high, there's no choice but to get creative.

This sign is definitely a budget-friendly method of keeping thieves away, and may honestly be a more practical approach to things.

Over the years, memes have taken over the internet. Apparently, they have taken over the yard-sale market as well. They seem even to have the power to get passersby to come to your garage sale.

You know that if the person that wrote this sign has a sense of humor, they probably also have a sense of style - which is reason enough to go scavage at their garage sale.

Come election time, most people become very vocal about who they are planning on voting for. Walking around your neighborhood, you'll probably see lawn signs endorsing your neighbor's preferred candidate.

This lawn sign makes it clear that this guy was not very enthusiastic about 2016's candidates. We'll hand it to them, at least they were honest!

There's something about Ryan Gosling and yard sales that gets people going.

Maybe it's the fact that Ryan Gosling looks like the perfect partner to go bargain hunting with - you know, the kind of guy that knows how to haggle. And even if he weren't, we'd forgive him...look at that face!

When all the other candidates suck - there's no choice but to turn to the zombies.

If you've ever seen a post-apocalyptic movie, you know that the zombies are going to take over anyway, so why not just please them by surrendering now?

This man is our new hero. A nice gesture for his wife turned out to be a creepy letter left for the whole neighborhood to read.

We bet the person who read the letter was more than happy to receive it. It's always nice to feel loved - even if it is by mistake. How do you think he understood a mistake had been made?

We need to know what the premise of this neighborhood feud is! Why did someone call the police on this lawn, it looks absolutely magnificent to us! Are these birds protecting this yard?

We're not sure exactly what happened, but words like "your move" are words that frighten us - we'd keep our distance.

Well, if this isn't in your face - we don't know what is. We hope that apart from dentures and canes, this old man left behind some worthwhile stuff.

We've never been to an estate sale but are very interested in visiting one. So if you've gone looking for gold at an old man's house - give us some tips!

This is about as creative as it gets. It's simple, yet so on point. It's an "if you know, you know" kind of situation and for those who may not know...Mike Tyson has a slight lisp.

And though we are against poking fun at people for any sort of speech impediment, we couldn't help but giggle!

When this man wrote, "everything must go" - he meant everything! Including his cheating wife. This will probably be the most savage yet worthwhile yard sale you'll attend this year.

We wonder if his cheating wife and her lover came to the sale to buy back all of his belongings before moving out!

Most people get in the Christmas mood by adding decorations such as lights and snowmen - but when you're tight on money, it's always nice to think outside the box.

What better way to get into the Christmas spirit than by turning a "For Lease" sign into a holiday card for everyone to read as they drive by!

What do you do when your boyfriend leaves you and takes the dog with him? You get rid of all of his stuff, that's precisely what you do!

Why kind of person steals someone else's dog? A monster, that's who! Sell his stuff, girl, sell it all!

We don't understand why someone thought that advertising that their grandmother was psycho was a sure way to get people to come to their garage sale.

Maybe they know something about yard sales sign that we don't? Perhaps the fact that she's unhinged means that the prices of the stuff she's selling are very, very low?

If there was ever a yard sale to go to - a going to jail sale is it. You know that they're selling everything they own - from clothing to jewelry.

They aren't getting rid of these things because they want to. Instead, they have to. It's a win/win situation. You're buying bargains while doing this guy a favor!

So how exactly do you set your garage sale apart from all the others? With an original sign to lure people in, of course. These funny signs reference back to current moments in entertainment that everyone is bound to be familiar with.

Whether it's Kanye, Macklemore, Batman, or Gandalf, someone is bound to know one of these references and have a good laugh. Even if you've only got $20 in your pocket...

People see yard sales signs all the time, so the smart thing to do is to find a way to make yours stand out.

Using memes is a great way to make an impression - to connect with your potential customers. We're guessing everyone that came to this yard sale, came prepared to say, "take my money!"

Do you think a batmobile was being sold at this yard sale? We are hope so.

The person that wrote this sign was pretty talented. We'll give them that! We would U-turn and drive straight to this sale just to see what Batman has to offer...

By now, everyone's familiar with the confused man meme. This yard sale brought him to life once again, confused as to why people aren't buying everything the yard sale has to offer.

We don't have an answer for you, man! We're guessing it's probably because the merchandise isn't up to par.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's a worthwhile yard sale.

It takes a lot of confidence to indicate that the things you're selling are so high quality one might think they've made their way to a department store! Here's to celebrating second-hand treasures!

When you see a "please keep off the grass sign." you're most likely standing in front of a beautifully green, freshly cut lawn.

And then, there's this...we don't mean to judge or anything, but there isn't a lot of grass to keep off of! Just saying!

Most people put up signs advertising yard sales and cars for sale - never have we seen husbands for purchase.

We wonder what event triggered this. We're not sure we would want to buy someone else's husband if she's giving him away he probably did something awful.

Smoking is so passé - a clean-cut lawn is where it's all at. And yet, some people inconsiderately smoke on other people's property.

A tale as old as time, so this family decided to take matters into their own hands: come near this house with a cigarette, and you'll be sorry...not to mention, soggy.

The people having this big yard sale took the classic lyrics to "Baby Got Back," rewrote them, and then used them to promote their sale.

Truthfully, this is all we needed to convince us to make our way over to the sale, and we weren't even there. So we're guessing that this sale was a big hit...almost as big as Sir Mix-A-Lot's 2002 one-hit-wonder.

There's not much we love more than a good meme - really, so when someone turned this iconic meme into a literal Presidential lawn sign.

We'd vote for Keyboard Cat for President, we just want to know who he would choose as vice president, Snoopy?

If you're looking to steal a sign, you may want to do a background check on your neighbors before snatching their signs. This Marine takes his lawn signs very seriously...

So, when someone stole his Romney sign, he decided to retaliate in the most fitting way possible - by writing a threat in the form of a lawn sign.

If you've ever moved into an old house or apartment, you've probably wondered if the place was haunted.

Real estate agent, Jake Palmer, got sick of people asking whether the houses he's been showing are haunted - so he added a disclaimer to each and every one of the "for sale" signs. Except for the homes that were, in fact, haunted...

Of all the signs we've seen up until now, this one has been the most touching. The majority of lawn signs are either people declaring their hatred towards solicitors or advertising upcoming yard sales.

Ashlea got some good news, and she wanted the whole world to know! Spread the love, girl!

Marriage often means there are things you don't agree on - politics is usually one of those things. This family still supports the man of the house - but they want it to be clear that their political views are not aligned.

This is the ultimate way to clear your name while still showing your love.

The best way to get someone to stop throwing cigarette butts on the ground is to blame your cat's nicotine dependency.

To make matters more dramatic, they added a photo of the junkie in question! Perhaps they were trying to trigger the culprit's empathy?

There's nothing worse than stepping on dog poop on your own lawn. It is simply unforgivable.

When they say they're going to send their grandson to retaliate - are they talking about a little kid? Or is their grandson a grown man?! We really hope it's the former!

You know times are tough when your local church puts up a message delivered by the big guy up there.

We wonder what took place in this community that instigated this sign - but we bet the residents were on their best behavior the second this sign went up.

This has got to be one of the best practical jokes. This young neighborhood wanted everyone to know that someone's turning thirty, and this is the best way to go about it.

Apparently, when you hit thirty, you're considered an old man. Evidently, along with the aches and pains - you don't deserve a cake either!

If a pirate were ever to move to a suburban neighborhood, we're guessing this the exact sign they would choose to put up.

Come election season, you're expected to put up lawn signs publically announcing your political opinions. But why be political when alcohol never looses. Well, almost never.

Here we have another example of a "take everything my ex owned" kind of yard sale. What would one buy from a twenty-something year old?

Student loans and some video games? It doesn't sound too appealing to us, maybe that's why this woman broke up with him in the first place!

This is the best use of the saying "junk in your trunk" we've ever seen.

We're delighted they decided to take the otherwise outdated "compliment" and turned it into a useful and informative garage sale sign. Why yes, we would love to put your drunk in our trunk!

Usually, people are afraid of being bitten by a dog, but in this case, guns seem to be relatively commonplace in this residence. Trespassers might want to think twice about that.

They say that dogs imitate their owners so beware of a dog with a gun!

Requests like this are some of the most annoying on the internet, and this restaurant wants you to know exactly how annoying they find them.

We’re totally with you on this one!

This sign is a warning that isn’t obvious as soon as you read it but it makes you think for a second. Having a clear message is important but making people remember what you’re trying to tell them is equally important. Such is the case with this "ool sign."

This can be achieved by driving a message home. We totally agree with this sign, as the message is on point and it’s a pretty gross thing to do.

We all know that The United States of America has a culture of suing, and this sign looks like it lays out the series of events that will follow. This household also has a culture of not letting people into their property.

You have been warned that you may get hurt and that your defense won’t stand up in a court of law as this will be used as evidence against you!

This sign inspires patriotism and is exactly why America is "the best country in the nation", because not only is America a country, and not an entire continent, but it is also the best country within one country!

Bravo guys! We sincerely advise brushing up on your geography next time you're going to make such grand statements.

Such a great pun. First of all, who was the brave soul that dared steal nothing less than a toilet from the police?! We shudder to think about how they will rid themselves of all those doughnuts and coffee!

Not only are these boys clueless, but they LITERALLY have nothing to go on! Sorry guys, it looks like you'll have to resort to the woods for a while.

We have to say we totally agree with this yard sign. At least this guy is taking it in stride and wishing well upon whoever took his anti-depressants. To be honest, they're probably very happy.

While we’re loving the dry humor, don’t people know you don’t mess with someone’s happy pills?!

We think everyone would love to have a portable sign like this at one point or other in their lives. Such a polite way of saying, “back-off”.

Hey, at least the person was polite enough to warn us. And if we ever run into a sign like this in real life, we will be sure to run!

Another gem from the Colorado-based Indian Hills Community Center, this sign had us laughing for a while. They sure know how to keep the place alive, even in the dead of winter.

Doesn’t it sound like some typical dad joke your father would blurt out in the middle of a family dinner? Yes, it’s cheesy. But great, nonetheless.

Although this dog looks harmless, we’re sure this sign is there for a reason. Admittedly, he does looks tiny, but maybe he has a big bark and maybe an even bigger bite. Certainly looks like it.  He could be the meanest small dog in the history of canines for all we know.

Just to be safe, it’s better to ring the bell. And if you manage to get by the dog, beware of its owner. Seems like they are even scarier, the reason is coming up soon.

It's signs like these that remind us that ultimately, people are good-natured. While this isn't exactly a funny sign, it does make us smile.

If only more people could be this way, instead of posting the signs we usually see. We would certainly see more smiles in the world.

The humorous photo of a sign exhibits the consequences of grammatical errors on warning signs.  While the makers of this sign most likely were trying to convey that all illegally parked cars will be fined — with a "d" — they obviously unintentionally left out this very important letter.

As for the viewers of this sign, it is a blessing in disguise. Overly concerned about getting a parking ticket? It looks like this sign could get you off scot-free! Even if it does turn out that you’ve parked illegally. Thank the gods of grammar.

This house-hold has had its fair-share of joggers pass that house. Unfortunately, it looks like not everyone got the original memo for the dress code. Something about those jiggling bodies offends the kids (or the parents) in that house.

Well, it looks like either the kids are going to have to avert their eyes, or those joggers might have to start covering up. This might not go down well.

Please avoid hanging signs on this fence at all costs. This fence is not made for signs, it merely does not have the strength for it, nor does it look good. This fence doesn't belong to you. Oh, wait? A sign is already there it seems. Lead by example then.

All jokes aside, it seems that this fence belonged to someone who kept getting swamped with signs. Guess there is no way better way to get the message across other than sticking on the fence sign.

Poor sign, there's something about you that just makes people want to throw things, stones specifically. It's almost like you're asking for it.

As much as it appears as you don't want stones thrown at you, trust people to do the exact opposite of what they're told.

Dandelions are delightful little flowers, that should harm no one.  Though on the other hand, gusts of wind may have sent these delicate little petals flying into neighbors' noses. Their response is priceless.

When you find yourself overwhelmed by dandelions, just make it a free-for-all! We wonder how many people showed up for dandelion picking that day. Certainly not the ones who put that sign up.

If you live near a farmhouse or a property with stables, hopefully, you would be familiar with this by now, but if not, just know it's not people leisurely lying on the grass, it's horses. Sure, folks tend to do that too.

But in this case, if you see an unidentified body lying down, chances are, it's a horse. So please, don't call the cops.

It's always good to research your market before you go door to door. What's even better is when people do the research for you. Now, these solicitors know that they'll be barking up the wrong tree.

Will they find it discouraging? Or perhaps they'll whip out those selling skills and rise to the challenge. Go, capitalism.

Some people have ferocious rottweilers or bulldogs. Others have deadly rabbits that quietly lurk in the shrubbery, waiting for any undesirable visitors. Dare one to trespass, they might meet their fate.

Seriously, is this like some kind of Monty Python breed of rabbit? If so, that's actually a little worrying.

Here's someone who has abandoned all hope (or reality) and allowed themselves to create their own fantasy government. because why not? Darth Vader might be a good leader, sure, he'll rule with an iron fist and the force may feel a little "dark" but hey, we've seen worse.

We're sure many folks also believe that Vader should be the one true ruler of the galaxy. Where do we sign up?

If this was on any other political campaign, you might have the seeds of serious dictatorship on your hands. But since it's the Muppets,  we're totally fine. In fact, having Fozzie Bear, Kermit, Miss Piggy, or all of them for that matter, might be just delightful.

We're glad to get any of the gang anyway. Where do we get ours?

Sometimes you just want to shout something out to the world, or at least put up a sign and tell people. Other times you don't really have much to say but sort of need to get the message out there no matter what.

We're not quite sure in which category this sign falls. One thing we are sure about, this person did exactly what they set out to do and we couldn't be happier for them.

When you're under quarantine, the rest of your property should be out of bounds too. Makes perfect sense. This is why this mailbox is on hiatus and any notifications should be strictly put on hold until said quarantine is complete.

It's only fair really. In fact, maybe that mailman should be popping those bills into the mailbox next door.

Cutting grass can be a real pain in the neck, but these folks seem to be praying for the opposite.

Say it a little louder, and it just might work!

Want to keep unwanted guests out? Put this up! People will be sweating wondering if this is directed at them.

Luckily for you,  you just get to be outside and enjoy the show, and lack of visitors. Muahaha! Lonely yet?

Many times when people do yard sales they try to make it as if the whole thing was designed for your personal gain. But, let's face it: they are just trying to get rid of their stuff, and most of their stuff, is, well, probably rubbish.

We mean, why would they be getting rid of it otherwise? At least this sign just tells it like it is, you gotta appreciate the honesty.

Being alive for as long as we have has taught us many different lessons, one of them being that you really can NOT count on the kindness of strangers. But life can surprise you sometimes.

Even thieves can change their ways, as you can see in these two corresponding signs. All this person had to do was to ask nicely and he got his wheelbarrow back! All that was left was to thank those who returned it with yet another sign.

If we only had to say one thing about this sign and then forever hold our peace we'd say that we feel seen and validated by this sign. But how did this sign find its way into this yard?

We think this was made specifically for a pizza party. One big tell-tale sign is the pizza floatie in the back. Next time someone has a pizza party without investing us they'll get a pizza us!

It's always important to respect people's right to privacy, but when you see a sign out in the open like that, it can be hard not to lay your eyes on it. If you already have, then, not reading what it says is just impossible!

The most terrible thing is that by the time you are done reading it, you have no way of taking back your dirty did, and you are only left to live with the guilt.

Getting people to do basic things all humans should do can be harder than it seems. Closing a gate after your leave a place filled with sheep? Seems like common sense. There's only one problem: sense isn't as common as you'd like to think.

The only way to get people to behave is by promising a terrible punishment for those who don't, in this case, it's in the form of sheep causing chaos.

If you stop and take a minute to look at all of the signs you've ever seen, you'll notice they always address dog owners, but never the dogs. This brave sign maker wanted to correct this terribly unjust practice by addressing dogs and talking to them in a language that they can understand.

Sure, it doesn't make much sense, but that's only for us humans. The dogs were given a lovely message we are just not intelligent enough to understand.

Let us tell you one of humanity's most unkept secrets: we are not that smart. Most of us need to constantly be reminded of things that are completely obvious. Sometimes, even a sign that says "Don't feed the lions" or don't come near them isn't enough to keep tragedies at bay.

Occasionally, actually more often than not, stating the unmistakable, clear facts, is just the only way to go.

It's happened to all of us, no matter what faith we come from, we've all found ourselves saying the lord's name a bit too much. Especially when we're stuck in traffic and experiencing severe road rage.

But, there's a catch, according to this sign, the more you say god's name in vain, the more likely god is to get angry and well, smite you with things that we'll just make you want to say "For god's sake, why do I deserve this?"

At some point, signs that indicate that children are around have stopped being enough for crazy car drivers who just want to get home as fast as possible and don't seem to care about anything else. This person came up with the perfect solution: everyone should drive as if the whole road is riddled with bunnies.

That imagery is enough to confuse anyone into driving a bit more slowly and carefully.

Every once in a while one should take oneself out to soak in some culture and see some good art. But, those who aren't used to seeing fine art might have a hard time knowing how to behave when they finally get to gaze at it for the first time.

Our first intuition wouldn't be to climb or hang on any painting or sculpture, but we've already learned there's always gonna be someone with stupid instincts that will need such a sign, a sign that seems redundant to the rest of us.

This person only had one simple request, all he wanted was for people to stop parking in front of his garage. He tried the usual "No Parking" sign, but that just didn't work. After many failed attempts, he landed on the perfect idea.

Why ask nicely, when one can use biblical language in order to command others? If it's written like one of the ten commandments, then who knows, maybe it's the 11th one! Seriously how has no one else thought of this sooner?

When you think about it, witches do have an unfair advantage when it comes to basketball. After all, they can fly on their brooms all the way up to the hoop and shoot a basketball in a way not even the tallest person on earth could.

This is why witches should indeed be banned from playing against us humans. What actually promoted this sign, we'll never know, but we bet there's a great story behind it.

Do you ever feel like no matter what you do, everything turns out wrong? Well, just today, especially for you, we have a sign that affirms exactly what you've already been feeling, you have, indeed, chosen the wrong way.

Who knows, maybe you'll learn something along the way! We mean, you probably won't, so at this point, you may as well just enjoy the ride, cause it seems like there's no turning back.

We don't know if this lawn mowing business is as good as its name, but we do know they have already cracked one very important part of marketing, have an amazing, unforgettable name.

As if that wasn't good enough, they also got themselves an amazing tagline, and we really have nothing left to do but tip our hat to whoever wrote this, and maybe try and call that person, and get them to work for us.

When you live in a country that had a president who only had about three words in his vocabulary, tops, you learn you can make do with much less. Who needs words anyway?

Let's face it, even if this person were to write something different in each and every line, the gist of it would have still been, that they are selling the best stuff. And of course, for anyone who didn't get the message, the sign has hair that matches said former president.

When people think they've found happy-ever-after, they tend to accumulate a lot of stuff. Why? we are not exactly sure, it could simply be due to the fact that two can accumulate more than one.

Either way, it's indeed very sad when a couple splits, but those who live nearby might actually have a chance to loot the grave. As long as they do so before the ex-wife comes back home, of course.

Sure, nobody likes to come back home only to find out some inconsiderate maniac parked in the one place they were not supposed to. Still, violating those who trespassed, isn't that, just a little bit extreme?

Aren't there more peaceful ways to resolve such a problem? Maybe this sign is so intimidating that the person who put it up never had to follow through on what they promised.

Not all signs were created to ward or tell off, some were created purely out of love, passion, and the need to spread the truth.

This one is a prime example of the latter one. Simply put, these people wholeheartedly believe that 2007's "Michael Clayton" is vastly underrated, as they put it. With so much devotion to the cause, how can we not want to join?

We've heard it said that one must strike the iron while it's hot, as nothing draws customers in more than a relevant reference. In this case, we presume the sign was put up right after a certain Oscar incident that will be remembered forever.

What can you do? If you're offering smack-down prices, you gotta let the public know you're offering smack-down prices! Only Will himself can be aggressively enthusiastic enough to deliver the news!