Many times when people do yard sales they try to make it as if the whole thing was designed for your personal gain. But, let’s face it: no one is bending anyone’s arm here. These people are just trying to get rid of their stuff, and most of their stuff, is, well, probably rubbish.
We mean, why would they be getting rid of it otherwise? Why would you sell something that is useful and operating? At least this sign just tells it like it is, you gotta appreciate the honesty. And hey, maybe someone could find some use for a frying pan with no handle.
Grow Please
Growing anything in your garden or backyard can be a real pain in the neck. There is the planting, the watering, the different needs of every different plant, and of course, the waiting. After putting so much work into those tomato bushes, they just take their sweet time not caring about how quickly you want them in your salad.
And while there's not much you can do to speed things up, making and putting up a sign like this one seems to take the edge off the anticipation. Say it a little louder, and the plants just might hear you!
Welcome Home
Right, so this one is not what you would traditionally call a "sign", but it was just too good to pass up. Plus, are we not into breaking traditions anyway? Want to keep unwanted guests out? Put this up! People will be sweating in their sandals wondering if this is directed at them.
Better yet — put up a camera at your door and watch the action unfold in front of your eyes as you pet your antisocial cat! Luckily for you, you just get to sit quietly and enjoy the show, and the lack of visitors. Muahaha! Lonely yet?
The Kindness of Strangers
Being alive for as long as we have has taught us many different lessons, one of them being that you really can NOT count on the kindness of strangers. But life can surprise you sometimes. Even thieves can change their ways, as you can see in these two corresponding signs.
All this person had to do was to ask nicely and he got his wheelbarrow back! All that was left was to thank those who returned it with yet another sign. And hey, maybe the person who took it wasn't a thief at all and intended to bring it back once they were finished.
You Want a Pizza Me?
If we only had to say one thing about this sign and then forever hold our peace we'd say that we feel seen and validated by this sign. Becoming one with pizza is our ultimate wish and we are happy to see that it is now possible with the help of this chalkboard message.
But how did this sign find its way into this yard? We think this was made specifically for a pizza party. One big tell-tale sign is the pizza floaty in the back. Next time someone has a pizza party without inviting us they'll get a pizza us!