At some point, signs that indicate that children are around have stopped being enough for crazy car drivers who just want to get home as fast as possible and don’t seem to care about anything else. They see that yellow traffic sign with the kid’s silhouette on it and just keep going like it wasn’t even there.
This person came up with the perfect solution: everyone should drive as if the whole road is riddled with bunnies. That imagery is enough to confuse anyone into driving a bit more slowly and carefully. Plus, people will drive slower if only for a chance to read the sign properly.
We Ain't Lion
Let us tell you one of humanity's most unkept secrets: we are not that smart. We like to pride ourselves on making it to the moon, but we should also remember that some people need to be reminded that their Superman capes will not give them the ability to fly.
Most of us need to constantly be reminded of things that are completely obvious. Sometimes, even a sign that says "Don't feed the lions" or "Don't come near the lions" isn't enough to keep tragedies at bay. Occasionally, actually more often than not, stating the unmistakable, clear facts, is just the only way to go.
Driving Us Crazy
It's happened to all of us, no matter what faith we come from, we've all found ourselves saying the lord's name a bit too much. It can be when we are surprised, scared, or even happy, but we think anger is what triggers that word most. Especially when we're stuck in traffic and experiencing severe road rage.
But, there's a catch, according to this sign, the more you say god's name in vain, the more likely god is to get angry and well, smite you with things that we'll just make you want to say "For god's sake, why do I deserve this?"
Off the Arts!
Every once in a while one should take oneself out to soak in some culture and see some good art. But, those who aren't used to seeing fine art might have a hard time knowing how to behave when they finally get to gaze at it for the first time.
Our first intuition wouldn't be to climb or hang on any painting or sculpture, but we've already learned there's always gonna be someone with stupid instincts that will need such a sign. Sure, it seems redundant to the rest of us, but something tells us it was put up there after one too many cases of wild climbing.
The 11th Commandment
This person only had one simple request. All he wanted was for people to stop parking in front of his garage. He tried the usual "No Parking" sign, but that just didn't work. After many failed attempts and many annoying people who couldn't care less, he landed on the perfect idea.
Why ask nicely, when one can use biblical language in order to command others? If it's written like one of the ten commandments, then who knows, maybe it's the 11th one! If it looks like the words of the Lord, people might actually listen. Seriously how has no one else thought of this sooner?