That message is loud and clear, and we wonder if anyone has ever put it to the test. Sure, nobody likes to come back home only to find out some inconsiderate maniac parked in the one place they were not supposed to. Still, violating those who trespassed? Isn’t that… just a little bit extreme?
Aren’t there more peaceful ways to resolve such a problem? Calling the police maybe? Having the stranger’s car towed? Both methods are tried and true. Maybe this sign is so intimidating that the person who put it up never had to follow through on what they promised.
Less Is More
When you live in a country that had a president who only had about three words in his vocabulary, tops, you learn you can make do with much less. Who needs too many words anyway? And don't even get us started on synonyms. More than one word with the same meaning? How redundant!
Let's face it, even if this person were to write something different in each and every line, the gist of it would have still been the same — they are selling the best stuff. And of course, for anyone who didn't get the message, the sign has hair that matches said former president.
Selling Your Ex's Stuff
When people think they have found happy-ever-after, they tend to accumulate a lot of stuff. Why? We are not exactly sure, it could simply be due to the fact that each of the two brings their own stuff and everything they get after that just gets piled up on top of it all.
Either way, it's indeed very sad when a couple splits, but those who live nearby might actually have a chance to loot the grave of the pair's relationship. As long as they do so before the ex-wife comes back home from her 9 to 5, of course.
A Sign of Passion
With so many people turning their front lawns into advertising grounds for presidential candidates, it is so refreshing to see at least one house uses theirs to advertise something completely different. You know, not all signs were created to ward or tell off, some were created purely out of love, passion, and the need to spread the truth.
This one here is a prime example of the latter one. Simply put, these people wholeheartedly believe that 2007's "Michael Clayton" is vastly underrated, as they put it. With so much devotion to the cause, how can we not want to join?
Getting Topical and Physical
We've heard it said that one must strike the iron while it's hot, as nothing draws customers in more than a relevant reference. In this case, we presume the sign was put up right after a certain Oscar incident that will be remembered forever. That is quite the hot iron to strike if you ask us.
What can you do? If you're offering smack-down prices, you gotta let the public know you're offering smack-down prices. Only Will himself can be aggressively enthusiastic enough to deliver the news! We also kind of wonder what dear Mr. Smith would have to say about the sign if he ever found out.