Somebody wanted to get creative in the kitchen, but they forgot one of the big rules of creation: you have to create something GOOD. What we have here are, we think, croissants that have just been laid flat on the pan and baked until they are crispy and done. Overdone, most likely, since it usually takes more time to bake the raw inside of a rolled-up croissant.
These are still perfectly edible, though they might be a little hard to get through and probably don’t taste all that good. Next time, for all your budding chefs out there, you have to roll them up by hand to make them look like actual croissants. Maybe you could top these bad Larrys with some pizza sauce and cheese and make the most of it.
Adding Insult to Injury
If you’re in charge of transporting the dearly departed day after day, then you probably know they don’t go a whole lot of places if you don’t let them. The person who took this picture might have had the chance to get one of the most unfortunate images we’ve ever seen. Not only has this poor person shuffled off the mortal coil, but he or she has also been granted the indignity of getting thrown to the ground inside their coffin during transportation.
Not only that, but the coffin car that was doing the moving now has to pay for a new back window, which isn’t going to speak very well of the business. We also must ask how this could have occurred since the coffin fell out backward – was the car going in reverse?
Critical Reading Skills in Decline
When you go to school, you are there to learn a number of things. Math, science, how to type, how to play dodgeball. One of the other things it’s supposed to teach you is critical reading skills, but clearly, some are having some problems doing so. Most cat toys are pretty simple, but every area of life is getting incredible advancements these days.
Even toys for pets that usually just lie around have been jumping by leaps and bounds. Sometimes that’s literal. Yes, these toys have a thirty-minute shutoff timer so that they don’t go forever because even the most rambunctious cats will have gotten bored with it by then. The people who bought and then returned this item couldn’t figure that out for some reason.
Could Have Been Worse
Sure, having a big piano fall onto your car seems like a pretty bad thing to happen during your day. And it is! It’s genuinely a bad thing. But at least you weren’t inside the car when it happened! We think we can all agree that would be worse. You can also thank your lucky stars that you weren’t carting around your priceless collection of Faberge eggs or ancient china dolls when this extremely unlikely accident occurred.
Was Bugs Bunny working in a movie with Daffy Duck to make this happen? Even the guy standing next to the car can’t seem to believe what he’s looking at. Where did the piano come from? Did it fall out of the sky? Did it drop from a balcony?
Snake Hugs are the Worst
We’re not exactly sure where to start with this one. A person keeps a big snake as a pet, and the pet decides it wants to wrap itself around the person’s hand so tightly that the person has to go to the hospital or the veterinarian to get it removed.
Maybe it was a wild snake who really just wanted to eat some hand for dinner, but one way or another, it results in a whole lot of discomfort and embarrassment, even if there’s not really a whole lot to be embarrassed about. Just get the snake off there, for Pete’s sake. Please, please get the snake off that hand. It needs to spend time doing hand things. Like painting.