We’ve all made purchases that haven’t exactly worked out and been forced to return them, but this is a little different. Surely these people could have realized that something that big was never going to fit inside a little compact car like that one. In fact, it looks like if you took out absolutely everything from the interior of the car it still wouldn’t fit.
Seats, engine, steering wheel, everything. Maybe they didn’t know how big it was going to be in its boxed-up form, but they should have been able to guess. We assume these two are calling others, trying to figure out if anybody has a truck that is big enough to carry this big piece of furniture.
No Fires Inside Tires
Making sure your tires have the proper amount of inflation is an oft-forgotten part of car maintenance, and it’s good to see someone making sure they’re at the proper psi. This, however, is not the way to do it. It looks like the lady is trying to fill up her tires with a fire extinguisher, and we can think of a good handful of really important reasons why she shouldn’t be doing that.
Just think of the financial cost! Getting air for your tires at the gas station is, like, two dollars. Getting a new fire extinguisher is more like twenty, and that’s one of the cheaper options. You shouldn't fill a tire with foam, either. We really hope somebody stepped in to help her out.
Sorry, What Do You Mean?
We get that you like your dog. That’s fine! Expected, even! But... we feel like somebody made a big mistake while designing this window sticker. At first glance, it seems to be fine, but then you actually read what the words and symbols say, and you realize the message isn’t exactly what you thought it was.
Odds are, this sticker is just a way for a dog owner to talk about the proper and correct sort of affection he or she has for the hound of the household, but it can still be confusing. Just move the bone to the bottom, that’s all it will take. Or put the bone in the back and use the heart in its place. This isn’t hard.
At Least You Won’t Lose the Keys
Not unless you lose the lock itself, that is. This person might have thought to be clever when attaching the keys to the bar of the lock itself, but a little bit of extra thought will reveal that, in fact, he or she was not being clever. Unless there’s another way to get this lock open, it’s just become useless without the help of a locksmith or a very sharp saw.
The best part is that person absolutely knows it, too. Why else would there be a picture that was so close up to the mistake? Even if the person who took the picture wasn’t responsible, the picture-taker probably let the person know what a silly thing they’ve done.
Cookies to Die For
Sure, maybe you want to have some good food for a wake or a funeral, but we feel like this kind of treat is in what some might call poor taste. And that’s not even talking about how the cookies actually taste. We assume they don’t taste very good since we’ve been around cookies for a while, but we can’t say for certain.
They look like the kind of cheap, crumbly cookies that barely have any sugar in them other than the abrasive and sharp orange sugar that will get all over your face and clothes as you try to eat one. The only way we’d be okay with these is if they’re at a Halloween party. These cookies are scary.