Taking a look through the Black Friday deals on Amazon is like catching a glimpse into the black hole of the internet. If you’re about to start your holiday shopping or just love scanning through the most bizarre things to buy on the internet, here we have the weirdest products you can purchase on Amazon.
Mac Inspired Candle
For only $29.99, you too can take a whiff of this scented candle. This candle features strong notes of bergamot, with subtle traces of lemon, tarragon, amber, and musk to help clear your mind of clutter and stimulate creativity.
We may not all be able to afford a shiny, new Macbook, but we'll be able to get that new Mac smell with this inspired candle. Average Rating: 3.1 stars
Torch Gloves
It might not be so clear what this item is at first glance, so let's break it down for you. Basically, someone came up with the idea of creating a glove that has an accessory attached to it which provides light in the dark.
The idea is that if you have a job to do in the darkness or at night, you will be able to see what you are doing with the flick of a switch. Whether you're fixing an electrical appliance or digging in a box for some car keys, this torch glove will apparently help you do it. We guess the fingers are exposed so that one can have full use of them.
Wilton Edible Glitter
How you decorate your desserts can say a lot about who you are, so why not impress your loved ones with this fancy, yet edible surprise! These gold stars are a great addition to any dessert, whether it's a cake, cupcake, or even cookies!
For only $6.29, you can add a dazzling touch to your baked goods with these glittering gold stars. Don't worry, they're non-toxic and perfectly edible. Average Rating: 4.3 stars
Guacamole Bowl
This is all we avo wanted! For only $9.99, you can make your next party a Fiesta! This Guacamole Bowl is great for serving your homemade Guacamole, salad, and more!
Everyone loves avocados (well, almost everyone) so why not celebrate this fruit by getting this avocado-shaped Guacamole bowl. Average Rating: 4.1 stars
'A Game of Thrones' Coloring Book
This coloring book is a perfect gift for fans of George R. R. Martin’s "Game of Thrones," this is one unique adult coloring book and it features forty-five detailed designs and illustrations!
With many different categories of pictures from all over The Seven Kingdoms and beyond. Featuring character drawings of Cersei, Sansa, Loras, Daario, Varys, Children of the Forest, and Khal Drogo. Average Rating: 4.5 stars
Chia Pet Gremlin
Chia pets are an ideal and inexpensive gift for any budget, both kids and adults will love to watch their chia planters sprout and develop into a lively lush plant.
In just a few weeks your decorative planter will achieve maximum growth and enjoy a dense green coat. Average rating: 4.6 stars
Lifelike Elephant Inflatable
For a realistic elephant with a long nose, big ears, and big expressive eyes, this inflatable is a real crowd-pleaser, and it's easy to travel with. Simply inflate and marvel at this majestic animal!
Why not try this great for your next party? It will bring a real outdoorsy feel and its a perfect summer accessory for poolside soirée’s. Rating: 3.6 stars
Meat Shredder Claws
Time to break out the claws! This is a must-have for those Wolverine fans out there, these meat shredding claws for everyone. Plus, you have the added bonus of acting like Wolverine.
This unexpectedly effective way of shredding your meat will save you time and effort, easily pull, rip through or dig into hot pork, chicken, and other food with ease. Average Rating: 4.2 stars
Trump Toilet Brush
One can only imagine the inspiration that led to the creation of this remarkable item. Listen, toilet brushes are nothing new. Most people have them to clean the inside of their toilet bowl if there is any excess waste after flushing. But we have never seen a brush quite like this one before.
Of course, the former POTUS is infamous for his extremely orange skin and hair (among other things). And he has also developed a reputation for being associated with all things trashy. So this invention actually makes a lot of sense. Maybe the idea is that Trump is once again here to clean things up.
Inflatable Sloth Float
This giant sloth is over 4 feet wide and excellent for those who are ready for a lazy day in the sun while catching a tan! It’s large enough to enjoy while you lay in the pool, lake, or beach.
This is the perfect gift for your lazy friend, make their dreams come true or better yet, keep it for yourself and make your own dreams come true. Average Rating: 3.3 stars
Frog Eye Mask
Now you block out any unwanted light with this soft, plush, and safe to use, cute cartoon frog. It's suitable for both kids and adults, it's a funny gift for those who need to get more shut-eye.
And there's the added bonus that this frog mask will scare anyone away who dares interrupt your beauty sleep. Average Rating: 4.3 stars
Mobile Phone Jail Cell
Don’t let the electronic screen interrupt quality time with your friends and family. This is the gift for our time, everyone will benefit from this cellphone jail, though not everyone will like it.
When it’s high time to get off your phone and get back to some real interaction. Screen-addicts be wary: you need a key to open this cell phone holding cell. Average Rating: 3.6 stars
Taco Sleeping Bag
This fleece-like sleeping bag will give you a bad queso of the snuggles. It's ideal for cuddling into, while the velveteen crust makes the for a spicy finishing touch.
This sumptuous taco sleeping bag actually seems incredibly comfy and who doesn't love tacos?! Be sure to get yours and impress your family and friends. Average Rating: 4.5 stars
Spongebob Sponge Holder
Has there ever been a household appliance built in the image of a more relevant cartoon character? Spongebob Squarepants was the talk of the town among many elementary school kids a couple of decades ago. Millenials still have fond memories of the strange character. So it makes sense that many would enjoy having this item in their kitchen.
It's not like it's some random cartoon character being used as a sponge holder. It's an actual sponge holder designed to look like the guy! Just drop the yellow sponge into the holder, and voila, you've got your very own Spongebob. It's uncanny!
Maki Tacks
These days, it's perfectly normal for sushi to be one of the go-to options for takeout in homes all over the world. People see all kinds of pieces of different sizes and appearances and can automatically recognize it as a piece of the Japanese food item. One of those examples is maki.
This is certainly one of the most traditional styles, with a filling covered in rice, and the rice covered in seaweed. This ingenious item is a holder for tacks that looks like a piece of maki sushi. But the heads of the pushpins look like salmon caviar went placed into the holder. Genius!
Umbrella Hat
Imagine what you could do with both hands instead of having one holding up the umbrella! For those who are more practically minded, this Umbrella hat can keep your hands free while your bust doing other more important things.
This is a great novelty gift for friends and family, who'll never have to hold an umbrella again with this hands-free hat. They'll thank you for it! Average Rating: 3.8 stars
Nicolas Cage Pillowcases
When you're out of ideas, here's a funny gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend who may be obsessed with Nicolas Cage. Even if they aren't, it still proves to random enough that they'll laugh at how weird it is.
Yes, it is slightly unsettling, but that makes it all the more interesting with a slight comedic effect. We may not see much of Nic nowadays, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't get to enjoy his face on a pillow! Average Rating: 5 stars
Custom Dog Socks
For all the dog lovers, you can now take your pooch with you wherever you go. Thanks to these socks you can get customized with their face so you don't have to miss them too much while you're away.
Surprise your friends, loved ones, or co-workers with this adorable gift that is sure to amuse whenever they lay eyes on their socks. Average Rating: 4.5 stars
Finger Covers for Cheesy Food
Cheese the day with these finger covers, if you don't like cheesy dust particles on your fingertips, you could always try these dishwasher safe finger guards!
These can also be used as a safety item, or for industrial, art, and craft projects. The product helps prevent burns when used with care and will keep your fingers nice and clean. Average Rating: 4 stars
Car French Fry Holder
For the foodie in your life, who loves eating his french fries while on the road. This tray slips easily into your cup holder to secure french fry cartons that usually don't fit well.
Enjoy food anytime while in the car, can also be a great organizer for snacks, children's crayons, or markers. Average Rating: 4.5 stars
Anatomy Bathing Suit
Well, this is unquestionably the most anatomically accurate bathing suit we've ever come across. This one-piece is a realistic diagram of human internal organs, just in case we forget.
This is probably the best party costume you'll ever see! But it's also pretty revealing, so wear it with caution. Average Rating: 5 stars
Personalized Cardboard Cutout
Make any event or party more memorable with a realistic cardboard cut-out. It's definitely a fun way to perk up any party, why not get one for your children's birthday parties? Or even just a nice surprise for those special friends you know will appreciate this.
Everyone will love your cardboard friend, all you have to do is send the seller an image and height specifications, and they'll send you a larger-than-life cut-out. Average Rating: 4.8 stars
Selfie Sisters Garden Gnome
A perfect gift for the social media divas in your life, this selfie sister's garden gnome is a playful take on the conventional lawn gnome. This conspicuous garden statue is a hilarious lawn accessory that is sure to get passersby laughing!
This piece brings your garden gnomes back into the 21st century with two sister-gnomes taking a selfie. Why? We're not sure, but it can be yours for only $18.99. Average Rating: 4.7 stars
The Hen Bag Handbag
Why get the latest Hermès bag straight off the runway when you can have a rubber chicken purse from Amazon? It's fresh, different and chances are, no one else will have anything like it.
Heads will turn as you carry this Hen handbag down the street. It is sure to bring a smile to others and makes for a fun gift! Average Rating: 4.4 stars
Bacon Strips Bandages
Help make even the ouchiest owies feel better in no time, treat all those minor cuts, scratches, and scraps with the unbelievable healing power of meat. And if a pretty bandage isn't enough to dry up those tears, how about a trip of bacon!
Each tin contains 25 bandages, cut to look like little bacon strips. If a bacon strip isn't quite enough to heal your wounds, the pack comes with a bonus prize inside. Average Rating: 4.6 stars
Bubble Wrap Calendar
Where would we be without a calendar? We need the darn charts to remind us what the date is on any given day. If we don't have a calendar at our disposal, we need to step outside and ask the nearest person, hoping that they have one that they can refer to. But calendars can be fun. Exhibit A.
One thing that most people can agree on is that popping bubble wrap is extremely pleasurable. So why not have a calendar that is made of bubble wrap? This way, you can pop a bubble for each date, which is more therapeutic way of passing the time.
Finger Hands Finger Puppets
You can use these finger hands to express a high five! You'll have so much fun with these cute and lifelike little hands, you won't want to take them off! Everyone will get a kick out of them and you'll be getting more high-fives than you know what to do with!
This set of tiny hands has enough for each finger on your left and right hands. So when someone asks you to give them a hand, you know exactly what to do. Average Rating: 4.4 stars
Chicken Legs Knee-High Novelty Socks
These unique design chicken legs socks may make your legs look leaner, but they really are more of a fun gift to give. The cute design is especially suitable for parties and dressing up.
Not sure what to get your friend who has everything or that new coworker? Cartoon socks are always a winner! Average Rating: 4.8 stars
Ostrich Pillow
Just slip this ostrich pillow on, and you're off to dreamland. Put it on when you want a power nap while you're sitting at your desk, lounging on the couch, or wherever, without having to move an inch.
This unique travel pillow is designed to make your head feel like it's in a cocoon, allowing you to disconnect from your surroundings and reduce the light and noise of your surroundings. Average Rating: 3.2 stars
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
Keep your tissues close by with the help of your trusty orange tabby cat. You are bound to get some laughs from visitors when they see this trusty tissue holder. Why not have some fun and replace your boring tissue box with this?
This unusual tissue case makes the perfect gift for cat lovers, not only is it adorable but it also serves a purpose. Average Rating: 4.5 stars
Smiling Stuffed Blobfish
The Blobfish was crowned the world's ugliest animal for it's droppy and blob-like face. Now he can become your very own! And this one is smiling, now that is adorable!
Somehow, these smiling little soft toys seem like the next best thing to a teddy bear, they might even become the newest craze if we look at their ratings. Average Rating: 5 stars
Outrageous & Unique Flavored Soda
These sodas taste like real foods when they're just flavored drinks, making them perfect for an unusual gift or satisfying beverage. Sometimes you just want something a little different that will stimulate your tastebuds.
Stimulate your senses by sipping on flavors like bacon soda, buffalo wing soda, corn soda, or pumpkin pie soda. Average Rating: 3.7 stars
Black Toilet Paper
Apparently, in some parts of the world, it is perfectly normal to step into a public restroom, do your business, and do your wiping with a roll of black toilet paper. This photo was taken in the restroom of a Dutch restaurant, of all places. Initially, we thought to ourselves, what's all the fuss about?
Does it really make a difference what color the paper is? But then we started to think about it more. So many people around the world are conditioned to wipe with white toilet paper. Surely it's just visually more difficult to know when you are "done" when using the black stuff.
Burrito Blanket
Don't these two angels look so snug together? It must be pretty cold there right now. Listen, we all love to wrap ourselves up in a blanket from time to time. But people don't normally think about how they look in a blanket. Comfort usually takes priority over appearance. But this blanket ticks both boxes.
With this blanket, one can't feel warm and cozy while also looking like a big burrito. We're not condoning the eating of dogs or cats by any means. But we can all agree that this blanket makes them look even more delicious than usual. We're licking our lips.
Dill Pickle Lip Balm
Pucker up, buttercup! This funny pickle gift is a lip-smacker you won’t forget, and we’re not gherkin your chain! Makes a dill-icious gift for the pickle lovers in your life.
When your lips become dry and chapped, you usually go for something soothing like strawberry or mint, but for those with more discerning taste, the only acceptable flavor is this Pickle Lip Balm. Average Rating: 2.9 stars
The Buttress Pillow
Take this Buttress pillow wherever you go, it will help you relieve stress and make you smile while you get comfy. Sure it's a weird pillow, but that's what this list is all about. We wonder who first thought of this?
And the best part about this pillow is that it's quite snug and cozy while giving you great support for your neck. Average Rating: 4.6 stars
Tortilla Toaster
Novelty appliances are all the rage nowadays, so if tortillas are your thing, then you're in luck cause this device will make your next meal so much more manageable and tasty!
This device is used to toast six 6-inch corn or wheat tortillas all at once, no need to fuss with one or two tortillas at a time. Average Rating: 3.6 stars
Thanos One-Piece Swimsuit
For those friends of your that are Avengers fans, get them this so they can rock this swimsuit while displaying their unyielding devotion for Thanos. People will flock to take a look at this one-piece, who knows, maybe the ladies will love it too!
If you decide to get this for yourself, dressing up as the ultimate villain will give you all the confidence come beach day. Average Rating: 3.8 stars
Chicken Harness and Leash
Believe it or not, but there are some cities that actually do let you keep chickens as pets. This leash boasts a durable, breathable leash that won't irritate or strangle your favorite clucking friend.
Keep your chicks by safe by your side, with this chicken harness and leash. You can now train your hen in style and even take the chicken for a walk. Surprise passerbys with your chicken on a leash. Average Rating: 5 stars
Inflatable Zip-Up Hoodie
You just need to do is blow into the inflatable insert located inside of the neck of the hood and voila, the hood then transforms into an inflated pillow! And when it's time for a wash, just remove the inflatable insert.
As a traveler, you will now have endless opportunities to rest and recharge. This Inflatable Hoodie provides 180-degree support around the head, classic design, and luxury quality fabric. Average Rating: 5 stars
Mickey Mouse Oven Mitts
A pair of oven mitts that will make your friends and family think you haven't gotten over your Mousketeer phase, but...who cares? No one will be making fun when they taste the tasty Disney treats you magically whip up with the help of these mitts!
Makes for a fabulous gift for any Mickey Mouse fans who also like to dazzle in the kitchen! Who said baking couldn't be full of theatricality and wonder? Average rating: 4.5 stars.
Horizontal Reading Glasses
Now when you get home at the end of an exhausting day you can read or watch TV while lying down, no need to exert any of the effort it takes to sit up!
You don't know what you're was missing until you get these. If you enjoy lazy days, spending time watching tv, and don't care how ridiculous you look wearing this pair, then you have found your bliss, you're welcome. Average rating: 4 stars
Articulated Finger Extensions
We are not entirely sure how useful the following item is, but it sure does look strange and wonderful, that's for sure. These finger extensions make one's hands not just like a skeleton, but like you have a giant hand. Do they make it easier to hold and grip bigger objects? We really do not know for sure.
But it is clear that these extensions look very freaky and would probably provide an unlimited number of costume ideas for Halloween. We're thinking Freddy Krueger or that skeleton from "The Nightmare Before Christmas." But it's one of those techy inventions that just doesn't seem all that useful.
Meat Socks
These days, you can buy socks with pretty much any design. Do you want socks showing the Mona Lisa? They are available somewhere. Do you want to wear socks that look like the fur of a tiger? They are out there if you look hard enough. And surely enough, there are also socks you can buy that resemble a piece of meat.
The one thing we need to know is the following - what if you have a dog and they take a look at these socks while you're wearing them? Aren't they just going to automatically want to try and eat your feet?
Offensive Crayons
The following crayons are not for the faint of heart. The whole point of these crayons is that on each cover, a phrase has been written to both label the color and to offend someone. There were so many provoking words that we had to blur a sizeable chunk of them. So we'll let you imagine what they say.
One thing is for sure, we would highly recommend that if you are an elementary school teacher - not to buy these crayons for your classroom. You are going to pollute the minds of the next generation with trash and filth.
Doodle Pillowcase
A pillowcase that lets you doodle on it! It can be colored on and then wiped clean in the washing machine, so you can redrawn on it again— you can give this to anyone with an especially ~imaginative~ habit.
This pillowcase makes for a novel and special gift for sleepovers, birthdays, and kids off to camp or college. Be sure to get this for your kids who love to write, draw or sketch, they will love it! Average rating: 4.5 stars.
Tongue-Scraper
This foreign-looking tongue scraper is surprisingly useful as it can help get rid you of bad breath if you feel like you're barely 'scraping' by with flossing and brushing.
Redeem your tongue and relieve it from the impure powers that seized it for so long, sending them back to the abyss of hell from where they came, along with the whitish tongue film and bad breathery. Average rating: 4.5 stars.
Grassy Flip-Flops
Do you like the sensation of grass between your toes? Well, this is perfect, a pair of grassy flip-flops. It's the newest Fashion, look it up! Slipping on a pair of these grass sandals will immediately take you to warm summer afternoons spent in the sun.
Express your unique style and creative side with these flip flops, they are great for everyday wear and make an eye-catching accessory at the beach. Average rating: 4 stars.
A Wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano Cheese
Do you find your daily diet lacking that distinct Italian cheese? Do you find that a few slices of cheese on your grilled sandwich just aren't cutting it for your taste buds? Then this wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano Cheese may be right for you!
Their cheese is aged for over 20 years. Weighing in at 72 pounds, this wheel of authentic Italian cheese is sure to satisfy your cheese cravings. Technically, because of all the bacterial stuff going on inside, this bad boy is "alive." But as soon as you cut into it, it's dead. So pass around those slices quickly!
A 50-Pound Teddy Bear
This is our childhood dream come true. Whether you’re a parent shopping for a birthday present for your child or just an adult with a penchant for soft and fluffy toys, this 92-inch teddy bear is bound to make you one happy customer.
You might not always be able to find it in stock due to its rising popularity, but you can always add this cushiony bundle of fluff to your wish list for later. One thing we would say though is this - where the heck are you supposed to put the giant teddy after the excitement of purchasing it? Unless you live in a mansion, it's probably best not to buy one.
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Fans of the sci-fi franchise "Star Wars" are bound to adore these light-up utensils. If you're looking to impress all your guests by taking them to another galaxy, far, far away, then these are the chopsticks you're looking for.
They come in all sorts of colors, from red, blue, and even yellow. These bad boys will only set you back $10, which is a small price to pay when you want to make eating fun. We are not entirely sure if sushi exists in the Star Wars universe. But if it does, you can rest assured that Luke and Vader wouldn't be using lightsabers as chopsticks. They would cut right through it!
A Yodeling Pickle
This one is for all those pickle enthusiasts out there! Here you have an electronic yodeling pickle. Apparently, Amazon stocks these musical toys for those who have everything except a yodeling pickle. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You'll think you're in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodeling pickle.
"The hills are alive with the sound of pickles!" We think you're better off saving your money. Instead, why not yodel your way to the grocery store and buy yourself a jar of actual pickles? At least you can eat them and yodel when you're done.
Moose Oven Mitts
These Moose oven mitts are a surefire fun and functional conversation starter. With these light-duty oven mitts, you can easily add a bit of color and a lot of fun while you're cooking and baking in the kitchen. While many of you may wonder if these protect your hands from the heat.
Honestly, who cares, that's not the point with these adorable oven mitts! They're meant to make you laugh! But we don't recommend making jokes and laughing all over the place while you are taking that baked cake out of the oven. That could be a recipe for disaster.
Trent Gillaspie's Judgmental Maps
Only a local can fully understand all of the quirks and terrible things about the city they come from. But somehow, Trent Gillaspie managed to hone in on the very worst aspects of many towns and cities, compiling his findings into one epic book of what he calls "Judgmental Maps."
In this photo, someone shared on the Reddit the map of Atlanta from this very book. He was impressed and thoroughly amused by the map that Gillaspie had come up with. The fact that all of the generalizations are actually pinpointed specifically on the map is what makes it so hilarious. Welcome to ATL!
Buffalo Bobs
Beef jerky is pretty standard treat for many. It is typically consumed by truckers and people who need a quite snack while on some kind of road trip. This specific brand, Buffalo Bobs, likes to think outside the box and has produced some pretty unique jerky sticks, including a variety of unorthodox flavors.
As you can see in this photo, the photographer was impressed by three flavors he purchased - a kangaroo jerky, a wild boar (and beef) one, and another one combining beef with ostrich. We are certainly curious. Anyone trying these though might want to crack the window open though once their done with them.
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
Let's face it - the English language has it's issues. Most notably, there are plenty of words out there that just don't sound the way they are pronounced. The following person saw this as a golden opportunity to come up with what he calls the "The Worst Alphabet Book Ever."
Basically, the book provides words in alphabetical order, that are pretty difficult to pronounce for English begins. One reason for that might be that the first letter of the words in questions is silent. Take "Pterodactyl," for example. The "P" is silent. Not the mention the fact that it has a lot of syllables and it's also unclear for beginners how to pronounce the "Y."
Swing Set for Ant Man
Has there ever been a child who hasn't been excited at the prospect of playing on a swing? Some kids are blessed to have their own swing set in their backyard, while others simply have to settle for using the public swings at the nearest park. This person had a different set of swings to deal with.
Apparently, his mother went onto Amazon and bought the tiniest swing set she could find for him. He mentioned that this one cost $17 and another option was $22. Unless he is Ant-Man (the superhero who can shrink), we don't think he'll get the most out of this gift.
Dog Paw Cleaner
Looks can often be deceiving, truth be told. We are not going to spell this one out for you, but we will tell you what this item actually is. According to this original poster on Reddit, his wife bought this item from Amazon. Apparently, it is designed specifically to clean dogs paws after they come back home from outside.
Cheekily, he commented that he would keep the item on his side of the bed. We think we have an idea why he would have said that. And it's probably to do with the fact that the dog sleeps on his side of the bed. Right? Sure, let's go with that.
Is That Garfield?
So yeah, this person bought the following flush toy from Amazon. It's unclear if it is supposed to be Garfield - or just a random cat that is either depressed or under the influence of something. Either way, it looks pretty jaded and not excited to have been shipped thousands of miles from where it was made.
At the end of the day, plush toys are supposed to provide comfort and joy to whoever they are given to. This guy just seems to be like a real downer and can't even lift itself up, nevermind anyone else. Poor guy.
Banana Cat Hat
People sure do like to dress up their cats in weird, wacky and often adorable ways. Sure, the felines actually wearing the items of clothing rarely look particularly excited to wear the darn things. But at least they are the subjects of hilarious photos to be shared on social media.
This person was very pleased with the banana hat they bought from Amazon which they immediately took out the box and placed around his cat's head. Again, cat's not impressed, but anything for the 'gram, right? We just hope they are least bought the entire set. So we also expect a strawberry hat, and an apple one too.
Wrinkle Paste for Dogs
Yes, dogs also need to stay up to date on their dermatology too, you know. This person found the ultimately remedy for a variety of issues that his pooch was facing. Apparently, wrinkle paste is a great cream that owners can use on their dogs for a various reasons.
Not only does take care of tear stains, but it also cleans and protects wrinkles on dogs. Not to mention the tail pockets that certain dogs (most notably pugs), might have to deal with. They can build up dirt and get infections easily. So do spread regularly if you care about your dog's health.
Aluminum-Free Deodorant
At first glance, you might be wondering why this item made the list. It looks like pretty much any other ordinary can of deodorant. And sure, the mechanism is the same it provides the exact same purpose as any other deodorant. But there is more to it than that.
Raw Sugar deodorant is an extraordinary brand as it is free of many substances that are typical in many other cans but could be harmful in the long term - these include aluminum, baking soda, and propylene glycol. Not to mention the fact that Raw Sugar is fantastic for people with sensitive skin.
Florida Man Adult Coloring Book
At this point, the term "Florida Man" has pretty much taken a life of its own. In this huge state, there seems to be an abnormal number of guys who run around and do crazy things. Swimming on alligators, wearing American flags as capes and doing all kind of illegal things are just normal life for many "Florida Men."
So it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise that someone would come along and make a book out of the modern urban legend. We just never though it would be a coloring book. And because it's probably not suitable for kids, it makes it even crazier that it was designed for adults.
T-Rex Arms for Chickens
By now, you should know that birds are descendants of certain dinosaurs. Yes we know, it's crazy to imagine such a thing - and yet it's true. And it was a matter of time before some wacky inventor would capitalize on this fact and invent a truly pointless item to make it even more apparent.
And here we are. This person, who apparently owns a farm somewhere in America, bought a pair of T-Rex arms that are specifically designed to put on chickens. We're not too sure what the purpose of this investment was, other than the fact that it looks absolutely ridiculous.
People of Walmart
Uh oh, another coloring book for adults! Most people in America know that stepping into Walmart is kind of like stepping into an alternate reality. It might be a microcosm of America in many ways, but it does feel like a different set of rules apply when one enters this enigmatic superstore.
People feel like they can do whatever they want and wear whatever they want in this wonderful place. Some people don't even bother wearing much at all while shopping here. And this coloring book for adults clearly demonstrates all of the wacky things you might find in Walmart. It's a very colorful place.
Cat Licker Brush
Of course, it is perfectly normal to feel affectionate for your own cat. We love to cuddle them, kiss them, give them a stroke on the head. But how many of us would actually return the direct favor of licking them? One - it's just not hygenic for us. And two - it's just weird.
So how can we lick our cats without, you know, licking them? Thankfully, someone created the cat lick brush. Basically, you stick your tongue into a tongue-shaped piece of plastic, and then you start licking the cat. Still weird? Yeah, it's still weird. Not for us, thanks.
Fish Sandals
Who would think that buying a pair of sandals shaped like fish would ever be a good idea? For a starter, these bad boys don't look comfortable in the slightest. Not to mention the fact that they look ridiculous. So you will definitely damage your feet while you walk around in them and you will also damage your reputation in the process.
We recommend just going back to basics and going for some sandals that actually look like sandals. Unless you are planning on dressing up as some kind of aquatic god or a character from "The Little Mermaid," we think it's best to save your money.
Adult Play-Doh
There is no denying that Play-Doh is a fantastic product for kids to play with to learn about the joys of art and building. Being able to shape something out of putty-like material is a pastime filled with endless possibilities. So it stands to reason that the possibilities just keep on coming the older you get.
What's hilarious about this adult Play-Doh tub is that it actually has what is described as a "grown-up scent." In this case, it reminds the user of a spa day. Other scents available include the scent of mom jeans and overpriced lattes. Adults really are the new kids.
White Trash Cookbook
To think that somebody had the audacity to write a cookbook specifically for "white trash" is astonishing. It is undeniably an offensive term for those it is aimed towards and those who it isn't. And so the idea that inside this book are recipes that are popular among this "demographic" is quite a stretch.
If we were you, we would try to ignore the book cover and find recipes that you might find appetizing. But what are we dealing with here? Will we find any sophisticated dishes? Or are they going to be unappetizing and trashy? Only one way to find out.
1500 Ladybugs
We are living in a time when you can actually order living creatures from Amazon. How wild is that? But sometimes, the delivery man gets the wrong address, and you get something you didn't even order. Take this guy for example, who was amazed when he found the following package arrive at his doorstep.
According to him, he got a box that contained 1500 living ladybugs. Sure, stumbling across one ladybug in the park every once in a while is a nice experience. They are objectively one of the cuter-looking insects due to their red exterior and the black polka dots. But 1500 of them just looks wrong.
Electric Cat's Paw
There are some products out there that one can buy from Amazon but we have no idea what the purpose of them actually is. Take a look at this bizarre item. Someone was charging this thing in their car, for what reason, we have no idea. We guess this is some kind of electric cat's paw.
But what exactly is the point of this strange thing? Does it vibrate and allow one to massage themselves and others? Is it to swat at flies? Because, let's face it, cats love to do that. We might just buy one to figure out what to do with it.
Self-Sustaining Ecosystem
Most people would agree that fish tanks are a completely normal thing to have. Many families around the world have fish in their homes and will do their utmost to keep them alive by cleaning out the tank and feeding them at regular intervals. But what if we told you that you don't need to take care of them anymore?
According to this person who posted on Reddit, they were able to get their hands on a special fish tank that works as a "self-sustaining" ecosystem for fish. But he wasn't sure if the container was actually safe for the marine life he planned to put in it. It doesn't look safe.
Bread Pillow
Most people out there love a good old loaf of bread from time to time. And pretty much everyone in the world loves laying their head on a pillow at night for a well-deserved sleep after a hard day's work. But what if we told you that you could actually combine these too pleasures?
That's right folks, you can go on Amazon right now and order a pillow that is shaped like a piece of bread. In this case, it kind of looks like a baguette. We are sure there are other varieties available too. But just don't start trying to eat the darn thing. At the end of the day, it's a pillow.
Baker's Edge Brownie Pan
We don't know how weird this item is compared to others on this list, but the appearance of it alone is another to earn it a place. The Baker's Edge brownie pan is a very popular choice among many who like to bake themselves some rich, chocolatey goodness every once in a while.
What makes it stand out the most is the shape of the pan. Most believe that this is an optimal shape that makes it easier to cut even pieces for recipients. Is it shaped like an M? Is it shaped like a W? Is it shaped like that snake from the Nokia game? Nobody really knows or cares, as long as the brownies come out good.
Emergency Underpants
If we are going to be completely honest, we are not entirely sure when one would need a pair of these, but let's roll with it. On the off chance that you might have made some kind of involuntary mess while out and about. Whether you were in a restaurant, in the woods, or on Mars, a pair of emergency underpants might come in handy.
What's cool about these underpants is that they have been compressed into a small vacuum and are just waiting to be freshly released for your use (in the event of an emergency, of course). So recommend ordering these from Amazon as soon as possible and storing them in your pocket at all times.
Alligator Socks
Let's face it - why do socks have to be dull and boring? They don't have to be. They can tell a story. They can resemble an animal. They can be whatever you want them to be. This designer managed to make socks that create a pretty cool illusion.
These socks make it look like an alligator is chomping away at your feet. Heck, the 'gator even has a tail, four legs, "sharp" teeth, and eyes made out of yellow buttons. It's very cute and the perfect thing to wear around the house during the winter. Don't worry, he won't really bite.
These Stickers...
In theory, stickers can be very useful and be used for all kinds of purposes. They can be used to remind us to perform certain chores. They can be used to make political statements. They can simply be used for educational purposes, and children can stick them all over their exercise books. The possibilities are endless.
But did you know that on Amazon, you can buy the following sticks with this one single message on them? The idea is that you place them on all kinds of objects that you think are best suited for the purpose specified on the sticker. We won't spell it out for you, just read the sticker and figure it out yourself.
5-Dollar Red Dot Added to the Bug A-Salt
A lot of people these days have what is called a Bug A-Salt. This is basically a gun that allows one to shoot table salt at annoying bugs to neutralize them. What many struggle with though is that they can't aim well at the pests, which makes zapping them very difficult.
So this person ended up finding a plastic red dot aimer that was available on Amazon for just five bucks. He bought it without hesitation, stuck it onto the gun and before he knew it, he was able to take down his insect enemies with 100% precision. Take that, suckers!
A Cereal With a Unique Name
So many of us enjoy a bowl of cereal. It's a great way to start our day and provides us with just the right amount of energy to tackle those first few hours of work before lunch time. But we don't usually worry to much about the names of the cereals we eat, as long as the ingredients are on point.
But the name of this particular cereal certainly influenced the person's decision to buy it on Amazon. Basically, the name of this cereal tells the consumer what they are going to do after they have eaten it. And if anything makes us do stuff "like a champion," then we are on board.
Pimple Popper Toy
Most of us have had to deal with some kind of skin problem in our lives. Especially when you consider the amount of people who have acne and pimples during puberty and adolescence. There is something both satisfying and absolutely disgusting about popping those pimples.
One toy manufacturer was fully aware of this phenomenon and ended up making an artificial pimple popper. Maybe the purpose of it is to destress the user and provide some kind of relief. It's not exactly fun, and we can't see ourselves ordering such a toy off of Amazon anytime soon. Give us a Rubik's cube instead, thank you very much.
Justin Bieber Dental Floss
Dentists generally recommend flossing as it helps to improve dental hygiene a lot. It can be a nuisance, but if you can make the chore fun in any kind of way, then so be it. We don't totally understand why a company would feel compelled to put Justin Bieber's face on a box of dental floss, but we're sure they had their reasons.
Maybe they thought that "the Biebs" could be the ultimate ambassador for flossing. "Hey guys, check out my teeth. Because of this floss, I use every single day, I don't have to worry about plaque or tooth decay. Get yours now!" We can imagine the insufferable commercial now.